Whoop whoop! The very funny Kristen Studard joins us today to talk about her fear of pot smoking, now that more Americans support the full legalization of marijuana than they do Marriage Equality.

Join us as K-Stud talks about how men are now living almost as long as women what it’s like to be an international sex symbol.

Now this is how you get ahead in show business.

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Target is again aiming for the gay dollar with a line of gay pride t-shirts designed by Gwen Stefani. All the profits from sales of the t-shirts will be donated to the Family Equality Council, a pro-gay rights group but other profits will still go to anti-gay politicians.

Who knew there really is pink kryptonite that will make Superman gay?

Adam Lambert makes it to #1 in the Billboard charts, the first time an openly gay musician has done it. Clay Aiken doesn’t count, because he was in the closet at the time.

Actor Jim Parsons comes out of the closet to a world who had no idea he was in the closet.

Channing Tatum says he doesn’t mind having Elton John’s royal hand up his butt.

And contransulations to transgender supermodel Jennna Talackova for winning Miss Congeniatlity in the Miss Universe Canada beauty pageant.

Featured Music:
Lexie Roth – Stay or Go: iTunes

Donna Summer, the queen of disco whose career spanned five decades and earned her multiple number one hits and awards, died after a long battle with cancer, she was 63.

Donna Summer is now being worshipped as a goddess in Japan.

Today we reflect on the life and music of Donna Summer, whose work was the soundtrack to the lives of many gay men.

What do the lyrics mean in “MacArthur Park,” considered one of one of the strangest songs ever in pop music?

Why did Donna seem to have a fascination with sex workers?

Amazing true stories behind her sexy, decadent music. Was she really having sex during the recording of “Love to Love you Baby?”

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John Waters gets a lift from the indie band Here We Go Magic while hitchhiking on the highway in Ohio.

What’s up with RuPaul and Chris Crocker not wanting to pay for their Feast of Fun subscriptions?

A new study reveals not a single person has left the army because of the repeal of DADT, the lift on the ban on openly gay and lesbian military personnel.

A Japanese developer creates a robotic butt that expresses emotions, but can robotic butts truly feel love?

Canon’s all robotic workforce. Update your calendars on the robopocalypse.

The new Green Arrow, Stephen Amell, is a real stud.

Featured Music:
Madleen Kane – Cherchez Pas – Horse Meat Disco, Vol. 2: iTunes

For generations of gay men and LGBT folks, Donna Summer’s music was a big part of the soundtrack to their lives. Who doesn’t remember being in a bar when they played “Last Dance” at closing? What did Donna Summer’s music mean to you? Bring back any fond memories? So long Donna, you don’t need to worry about leaving your cake out in the rain any more.

Listen to an interview with the music legend taped in 2003.

Zachary Quinto looks a little bloated here in the photo, he’s got the freshman 15, and by that we mean the 15 pounds you gain when you come out of the closet. Or lose, I’m not quite sure. Maybe he’s playing William Shatner or the Vulcan New World in the movie as well. (Thanks to Brian Sweeney for that joke.)

Star Trek 2 will be the first time an openly gay actor has been on Star Trek, a place where they really have never gone before. Can we expect some Kirk/Spock fiction making its way into the new canon?

–Source.

Boy is this going to be a fun episode! Watch this now. Lady Gaga is scheduled to appear in a musical episode of the Simpsons on May 20th, wearing 18 different costumes in a 22 minute show. Among them are a dress made out of living blue birds that allows her to fly, a flame shooting bra and her notorious meat dress, which Homer starts eating while she’s still wearing it.

Best. Episode. Ever.

My guess is that it had something to do with North Carolina voting against equality, upsetting big donors of the Democratic Party.

In an interview on ABC news airing tonight, the President said:

“When I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.”

Obama likes to think about same-sex couples. Nice.

Like most men, I'm sure it's not the firs time Obama has thought about same-sex couples. Note to politicians: never pose for a photo op while eating a hot dog.

The president’s position became a hot topic this week, when Vice President Joe Biden said he himself was “absolutely comfortable” with allowing same-sex couples to wed, and that there’s nothing wrong with that.

We all thought it was just another Joe Biden mis-speak, when it turned out to be a calculated move by the administration to test the waters on this hotly debated issue.

This is why it’s important to hound politicians about your wants, because otherwise they don’t act.

Is Maggie Ghalalger happy about the news assuming she get more funding in her hate filled war on Equality or is she fetching a new pair of undergarments to hold the massive crap she just took in her stretchy pants?

Don’t get too excited, Obama also stated that he still believes that this is his personal position, and still supports the concept of states deciding the issue on their own. Will this part of the Democratic plank come convention time? We think so. Soon you can make a honest man or woman out of your fuck buddy.

We think he’d be better off by reminding voters that it would save the government a big headach, time and money if they just treated everyone the same.

Although Madonna’s music has taken a bit of a “backseat” to her multifaceted career as an entertainer, the Material Momma loves music and will probably be putting out albums forever. With her latest release, MDNA, Madonna revisits some of the themes and sounds that made her the queen of pop.

Why are people are having a bad trip of Madonna’s MDNA?

Is the woman who gave new meaning to word “reinvention” a brilliant artist or does this constant change up reflect a darker need to find comfort in her own skin?

This nude photo of Madonna is expected to fetch $7,000 at auction. Had she showed both of her boobs, she would have gotten $14,000.

Today the very funny Nadya Ginsburg, well known for her one woman show the Madonnalouges, joins us to take a look at the mind of Madonna and her latest trippy album, MDNA.

ATTENTION L.A. LISTENERS! Catch Nadya fabulous show with Jackie beat and Tony Tripoli this weekend at the Comics Of Fashion Police Show.

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A nude photo showing Madonna’s boob hits the auction block.

Bricks from Osama Bin Laden’s compound are on sale.

And a zookeeper in China helps a constipated monkey pass a peanut by licking its butt for an hour.

Featured Music:
Hudson K – Shine: iTunes

Right now, every drag queen you know is asking you to vote for her to get on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

What a lot of them don’t know is that they are going about it all wrong, since the show’s producers already have a clear idea of what they want, and don’t really take much consideration in social media campaigns.

It’s all really about telling a good story and finding your voice.

Today we’re talking to Teri Taki, one of Chicago’s funniest and wackiest drag queens who we know would be a hit on the show about some common mistakes queens make when submitting their audition videos.

Where do you find inspiration to get that charismatically unique look that will showcase your nerve and talent to win you the coveted title of America’s Next Drag Superstar.

Vote for Teri Yaki here.

This is the kind of gender swapping we want to see Archie and Reggie do.

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Whatever happened to the notorious Lady Vera Parker? Why did Teri Yaki get banned from Grindr for life?

Archie Comics finally force feminizes Archie and turns Betty and Veronica into dudes for a gender swapping adventure.

A new study shows why men become really stupid when they get horny.

And a creepy but hilarious dating spreadsheet goes viral on the net.

Featured Music:
Glamazon – RuPaul: iTunes

Bodybuilder Layne Norton from Simplyshredded.com and Bodybuilding.com, two of our favorite fitness sites.

When it comes to getting in shape and building muscle, there’s a wide variety of ideas and bro-science fighting for your attention. Finding out how to get in shape can sometimes feel like you’re at a Mexican flea market, overwhelmed by piñatas, jumping beans, crying children and colored baby chicks.

Today we’re busting some popular myths on putting on size and getting that muscular body you see in the magazines- Eating late at night, how much protein is enough, the impact of pre-workout energy drinks and what your sore muscles are telling you, if you’re willing to listen.

Join us for this and all the hot news:

Rena Riffel is singlehandedly keeping the Showgirls franchise alive.

Will Phi Phi O’Hara escape the negativityof being portrayed as the world’s most hated drag queen on RuPaul’s Drag Race?

Betty White and George Takei flirt with the idea of starting a sitcom, calling it “Friends with Government Benefits.”

A class action lawsuit against AT&T is filed for helping thieves steal iPhones.

“SHOWGIRLS 2: Penny’s From Heaven” starring Rena Riffel is now available for download.

Lady Gaga gets into hot water for poking fun of her own eating disorder on Twitter.

And Ike and Mike of candy fame are getting a divorce.

Featured Music:
Rena Riffel – Trasharella (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack): iTunes

With a little photo manipulation, the slime can be made to look like something else.

Too much of a good thing is no good.

I've had dreams, I've had nightmares like this.

I don’t think most kids get the “You Can’t Do That On Television” reference. On the popular 80s syndicated TV show whenever someone didn’t know the answer to the question, they got covered in slime. The same thing happened whenever they said they were thirsty, or said the word honey, water, sweet. You get the idea.

Thankfully nobody ever said “gee whiz.”

Baby, baby, baby oohh.

You be the nose, I’ll be the mouth.

I'm sure they always sleep like this, naked.

Whoop there it is.

It’s just a matter of time before this becomes the plot of a porn film, or these two guys get hired to be in one. Daddy likes to be on top! Obviously someone needed binoculars to see these guys, as even a digital photo doesn’t reveal as much as this sexy sasquatch photo:

I'm sure bigfoot would look hot if he clipped that body hair.

The lesson here is, don’t travel to anti-gay destinations, whether or not you’re prone to boning on your balcony. And if you’re bigfoot, don’t get caught humping a log.

Gay men have a hard time finding sex in a world that’s not always filled with rainbows, so a lot of us have come up with some pretty creative ways to find the sex we want.

Other people don’t always get it, especially our straight male friends and sadly many folks pigeonhole themselves as forever alone.

With social media, apps and the Internet, we’re in the midst of a sexual revolution to rival the 60s, where people are finding exciting ways to get their groove on.

Listen as we chat with Brian Sweeney about how to find the women, how to bed the women and how to make love to the women.

Are we trying to be helpful, or are we just teasing Brian?

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Rick Santorum tells a boy not to play with a pink bowling ball.

Is being a bully part of our dark nature?

An eye witness comes forward saying it was very obvious (but not easy) to see that Atlantis Cruise gay couple in Dominica was having sex.

And Lindsay Lohan is “in talks” to play herself in one of the last episodes of the season of Glee.

Featured Music:
Raspberry Universe – Art Decade: iTunes

Will the bushes be high enough for men to cruise there?

I’m totally behind this and can’t wait to see them pop up in my neighborhood of Andersonville and Edgewater here in Chicago.

Click here to pledge to the kickstarter campaign to make this dream into a reality.

Doesn't this look cozy?

Everyone in Austin has a crazy, sexual story about Texas state governor and former republican presidential candidate Rick Perry.

People of all political affiliations hate this guy, so there’s a lot of pressure to come up with dirt on him even before he ran “Strong” his anti-gay campaign ad and YouTube’s most hated video.

Are any of the rumors true, or is this just a way people handle corrupt, sleazy leaders like Perry?

Joining us is talk show host Stephen Rice, who has been anchoring OutCast Austin, KOOP’s local community LGBT radio program for over three years.

Will someone please turn this into a Showgirls sequel?

Stephen recently interviewed Republican Robert Morrow who ran the infamous “Have You Ever Had Sex with Rick Perry?” ad in the Austin Chronicle and Glenn Maxey, the state’s first openly gay representative about the governor’s secret sex life.

Listen as we talk about Austin’s diverse LGBT community and Stephen shares his thoughts on the stories, truths and myths on Texas’s notorious governor Rick Perry.

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Willemgate scandal! Find out the ultimate crime Willem did to get unceremoniously kicked off this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

And Madonna keeps her upcoming show in St. Petersburg and joins the fight for gay rights in Russia.

Featured Music:
Jackie Beat – Gimme All Your Blood: Youtube

Having a sense of humor is a powerful tool on the road to fitness because it allows you laugh off the obstacles you’ll encounter and not be so self conscious. Who said you can’t be fabulous while putting on muscle?

Today we’re talking to Texas fitness blogger Erica Nix about fun fitness trends, celebrity videos, slogans and some simple fun things you can do to get in shape.

Think of Erica the love child of Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda, as if mating the two was even possilble, as she’s well known for her kooky workout videos and classes here in Austin Texas.

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Why are so many celebrity work out videos so hilariously strange?

Exercise related deaths.

Pumping party victims come forward.

And the truths and myths behind fitness cliche’s like “no pain, no gain.”

Featured Music:
Lila Rose – Obsession – Heart Machine:iTunes

Come join some of the biggest names in queer online culture at a fabulous soiree to kick of SXSW, the film, interactive and music festivals and conference that takes place every spring in Austin, Texas.

Network with other queer/LGBT bloggers, filmmakers and musicians including Fausto Fernós and Marc Felion from the Feast of Fun podcast.

Feast of Fun SXSW Queer Meetup
Friday, March 9 at 7pm-9pm
Oilcan Harry’s
Facebook Link | Special hookup for SXSW Attendees (bring your badge) or
folks who follow @oilcanharrys on Twitter. (Bring your smartphone for proof)
Light food and refreshments served.

Every year, thousands of internet and filmmaking rock stars and rock-star-rock-stars gather in Austin, Texas for South by Southwest, the interactive, film, and music conference that originally began as a music festival in the late 80s. Today it’s a big deal, bringing the biggest names in the industry together with everyday people for a mixing of the minds– a delicious burrito full of culture and fun.

As a way to say thanks to all the fabulous people who are here for the conference, we’re throwing a party on Friday, March 9 at 7-9pm at Oil Can Harry’s -the- hottest gay bar with the cutest guys and gals.

Come meet me, Fausto Fernós, Marc Felion and a bunch of internet rock stars having a great time knocking down the drinks.

Bring a camera and your iPhone, these things usually get wild.

One of the girls from RuPaul’s Drag Race that’s expected to win it all is the dark and mysterious Sharon Needles, who looks like she could bite your eye out and gobble it up, after you gave her dollar, of course!

Like a dead debutante in drag, Sharon Needles effortlessly charms the crowd as she takes her hard earned dollars, throws them in a blender full of blood and then pours the unsanitary concoction down her throat.

Standing on the shoulders of spooky queens like Peaches Christ, Elvira, Cassandra Fever and Lady Gaga, Sharon Needles is exploding big time while managing to keep her guts from spilling all over the stage.

Today Sharon Needles joins us moments before her Chicago debut where she will enter from a coffin performing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You.”

Listen as we talk about her edgy, scary name and why she dives headfirst into an empty swimming pool of controversy.

What did the queens say when RuPaul told them drag was indeed a contact sport after all and that they would have to wrestle each other?

Natalie Cole, a singer whose past struggles with inter-venous drugs gave Sharon a concerned look when she finally got what her name meant.

Her fabulous boyfriend, drag queen Alaska Thunderfuck.

And all your questions!

Featured Music:
Lila Rose – Obsession – Heart Machine:iTunes

Come join some of the biggest names in queer online culture at a fabulous soiree to kick of SXSW, the film, interactive and music festivals and conference that takes place every spring in Austin, Texas.

Network with other queer/LGBT bloggers, filmmakers and musicians including Fausto Fernós and Marc Felion from the Feast of Fun podcast.

Feast of Fun SXSW Queer Meetup
Friday, March 9 at 7pm-9pm
Oilcan Harry’s
Facebook Link | Special hookup for SXSW Attendees (bring your badge) or
folks who follow @oilcanharrys on Twitter. (Bring your smartphone for proof)
Light food and refreshments served.

Every year, thousands of internet and filmmaking rock stars and rock-star-rock-stars gather in Austin, Texas for South by Southwest, the interactive, film, and music conference that originally began as a music festival in the late 80s. Today it’s a big deal, bringing the biggest names in the industry together with everyday people for a mixing of the minds– a delicious burrito full of culture and fun.

As a way to say thanks to all the fabulous people who are here for the conference, we’re throwing a party on Friday, March 9 at 7-9pm at Oil Can Harry’s -the- hottest gay bar with the cutest guys and gals.

Come meet me, Fausto Fernós, Marc Felion and a bunch of internet rock stars having a great time knocking down the drinks.

Bring a camera and your iPhone, these things usually get wild.

Well at least he’s using condoms.

Here’s Zac looking all sexy and buff skateboarding last summer.

Woof.

I know it was meant to be funny, but I’d watch Oprah’s Book Fight Club, just to see Oprah beating up people every day. Who knew the gal still could kick ass? Watch also Oprah steal a car, and get into a steamy sex bathroom scene with Jimmy Kimmel.

Everyone looks like little ants! Fabulous, dazzling, samba dancing little ants.

–source

It looked staged to me. What do you think? Did Seacrest know the ashes were coming? Celebrity reporters say that Cohen was not allowed inside the event after his little stunt and that Ryan Seacrest had to change tuxes.

Early on in their careers, many queer entertainers get the misguided advice that they should stay in the closet or at least not talk about their sex lives because doing so will scare the children.

Earth girls are easy. Jackie Monahan stars in Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same.

But with the success of many openly gay comedians and TV shows like Modern Family and Glee, is this true anymore? To be funny means you have to be in touch with your authentic self, even if it’s raunchy, dirty, sexy and delicious.

Today we’re talking to the very funny and unapologetic Jackie Monahan about how coming out as a comedian has now allowed her to get away with anything. With a license to thrill, Jackie is killing audiences with her raunchy brand of lesbian jokes.

Listen as we chat with Jackie about her fabulous film, Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same about a woman who falls in love with a space alien with hilarious results.

Plus all the hot news:

First Britney, now this! Madonna’s daughter Lourdes shaves half her head. What is it about kisses from Madonna that make women want to shave?

France finally bans the word mademoiselle in legal documents.

A chicken nugget resembling George Washington attracts a $200 bid on eBay.

And gossip rags speculate that Robert Downey Jr. enjoyed his cross dressing in Sherlock Holmes so much, he’s now developed an expensive addiction to wearing fancy women’s clothing, including panties, hats and high heels.

You can catch Jackie at Rooster T. Feathers on March 1, 2012 at the Fruit Punch Show.

Featured Music:
Rachael Sage – Wildfire – Blistering Sun: Amazon | Site

Sex and the City, if it was cast with zombies.

Here’s Sharon Needles and Marc Felion after a taping of our podcast. This reminds me of Carrie and Mr. Big from Sex and the City, if the series took place in a zombie, post-apocalyptic underworld.

These shirts came out so nice, I had to share a new photo of them. They got me a little excited. Indicate “sweaty” in your order and I’ll wear your shirt to the gym before mailing it out. No joke. Just throw in a donation for my trouble.

These shirts are shipping! Order yours now, these are available in very limited amounts. We expect them to run out quickly, as we didn’t make very many of these. (There are like literally one or two available of each size.)