A sure fire boner killer but funny nonetheless-

The Romney condom’s pitch:

Despite Mitt’s Inability To Stick To A Position, Romney Condoms Are Great For ANY Position.

Who’s the Romney Condom for? Anyone with an elitist penis.

Features and Benefits:
1- Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them.
2- This is one “safety net” that doesn’t have any holes.
3- Keeps unemployment low by preventing additions to the work force.

The Secret Service interrupt a glitterbombing of Romney in Colorado.

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Judge Stephen Reinhardt writes for the court:
“We consider whether that amendment violates the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. We conclude that it does.”

The 14th amendment states: ” No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

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The BBC documentary “Royal Marines: Mission Afghanistan” with the tag line “Keeping the Taliban at bay in the most dangerous square mile on earth” is coming under scrutiny for using sexy photos to promote the series. But we don’t mind at all.

The first episode shows them cleaning up in pond. Follow the link and click on each starred photo for the NSFW version- you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

With her Givenchy designed Roman outfit, the seemingly wing inspired headdress by Philip Treacy, the use of a lyre and her arrival under a cloud of feathers, who else could she be but the goddess that awards victory in battle?

Let’s take a look and you decide:

Cher's album cover did not inspire Madonna.

Kylie Minogues' Aphrodite has nothing on Madonna.

Madonna prefers twinks to He Man, so She Ra didn't inspire her either.

Nike, Goddess of Victory often shown with Lyre.

Madonna with Lyre.

Madonna arrives under giant feathers- wings are a symbol of Nike.

The headpiece seems wing inspired- Madonna is Nike.

Madonna is Goddess! Nike, that is.

The amazing show reel of Sketchy Andy who performed in Madonna’s Halftime Show during the Superbowl.

As Tim Tebow has relentlessly reminded us, religion is just a competition to show how much closer you are to your deity than everyone else. But nobody is closer to Jesus than America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers.

This commercial for Mark Oxner, a Republican congressional candidate from Florida, features OBama as the captain of of the “U.S.S. Obamaship” complete with a slave galley. WTF? Insensitive? Pandering? What do you think of this commercial?

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Manila Luzon has a new video “Hot Couture” featuring a dazzling array of costumes and wigs, including a delicious dessert table dress.

You might enjoy watching the drag queens as they bitterly eat cake off of Manila, but the highlight of the video for me was seeing baby Manila Luzon getting caught prancing around in drag by her mom. Watch to see what happens!

Narrative is so important, especially in music videos. Nice work Manila! Sashay, you stay.

Chicagoans do say some of these, but no one asks “Is that Oprah?” anymore.

Taylor Lautner’s new wax figure could care less that he has girls climbing all over him.

Thanks Joe.

Cute or weird?

Watch Tim tell his story on his new show The Revolution about why he hasn’t had sex in 29 years. But I wonder what he means by sex? A lot of gay guys have different definitions of what sex is.

A church in Sweden is using techno music to kure young people to services. Damn does that seem annoying! via

Where’s techno viking when you need him to shut this shit down?

Watch as Jon Stewart take son the hypocrisy of Newt Gingrich. It just might be the best thing you see today.

The production company that employs British adult film star Keiran Lee took out a million dollar insurance policy with Lloyd’s of London insurance to protect Keiran’s great biggest asset.

Lloyd’s is famous for insuring celebrities body parts like David Beckham’s legs and Bob Dylan’s vocal chords.

Should anything happen to Keiran’s working stiffy the company would receive the payout, not the actor.

A million dollars seems like a lot of money but his actress girlfriend Kirsten Price said “Only a million dollars? To me, baby, it’s priceless.”

I bet it is.

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It was bound to happen.

Buzzfeed has a collection of the four most homophobic people at the hearing for for marriage equality in Washington state but I love this one the best-

Listen as he, himself, says with what sounds like, HIS dying last breath, “The lifespan of a homosexual lifespan is 1/2 the lifespan of a non-homosexual” What a maroon!

A news reporter gets called out live on the air for spoiling all the fun at a popular sledding hill in Seattle.

The Gregory Brothers bring Joseph Gordon-Levitt in on the fun as they songify the news.

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I have no idea what’s going on with this pic of a gay dragon but I like it.

Hope you enjoy reading it.

This unusual vacuuming exercise will help get your inter-abdominal muscles in shape while helping you discover your anus/bellybutton connection. Watch the video, you’ll get it, it’s like getting a tight waist and working your Kegels at the same time.

God's corset is heavenly- it supplies stability to your core.

Push your belly out

Then suck your belly in while pulling your anus and your bellybutton together.

Wow. Never heard him speak before.

Thanks Gabe!

Those aren’t pants he’s wearing, it’s amazing body paint.

Thanks Larry.

Pandora Boxx tells you the shit drag queens say.

If you know one Latina girl, then you’ve heard her say at least some, if not all of these things.

Thanks Larry!

Just in time for Three Kings Day- Have fun as Daphne Dumont, Saltina Obama Bouvier and Lola Von Miramar teach you how to make coquito, a delicious Puerto Rican Christmas beverage. Think of it as a coconut based egg nog!

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RECIPE
Pour the following ingredients into a blender:

• 14 oz. can of sweetened condensed milk.
• 12 oz. can of evaporated milk.
• 15 oz. can of cream of coconut
• 1 can full of white rum
• 1 tablespoon of vanilla

Once you’re done blending, place a cinnamon stick inside the rum bottle, pour the coquito mixture in and refrigerate for at least a couple of hours, but preferably up to a week, to allow the flavors to meld.

Mmm! It creamy and delicious. Don’t worry about spilling any, you can just lick it up!

Go ahead and drink it if you want to get your party started quickly. A lot of people in Puerto Rico over the holidays make these ahead of time and give them away as presents, the alcohol helps keep everything preserved in your fridge for weeks (if it lasts that long.)

Chaz Bono says he’s saving up for bottom surgery so the folks at Next Media Animation gave their special Taiwanese Animation. I’m kind of disappointed that the character they used to portray Chaz looks absolutely nothing like him.

El Nuevo Dia reports that sources close to pop star Ricky Martin say he will marry his longtime partner in la Gran Manzana (NYC) on January 28th.

Ricky likes to use Twitter but he hasn’t confirmed anything yet. We’ll see!