Here’s what you have to do: see if you can match each photo-clue with a popular quote from the movie.

Here’s an example. For this photo:

What quote from the movie does this remind you of?

Your answer would be:
A – “I used to love Doggy Chow too!”

Some are easy, some are hard. “I’m hard, why aren’t you hard?” You might not get every one right but please try your best.

Email your answers to mail@feastoffun.com, with “Showgirls Quiz” in the headline. The winners will be picked live on the show later this week.

Right click to download the Frankengay image

When the Illinois Department of Public Health gives you lemons, make something fabulous! We’re doing a Photshop contest, asking people to make their own images of the scary “Frankengay” from the bizarre “He’s the One” ad campaign.

Here’s all you have to do:
1- Download the Frankengay Monster Face
2- Make anything fabulous with it (image or video)
3- How about an “awareness” campaign? “Until there is a cure…” or “Because there is hope…”
4- Post it in the comments below.

Five winners get a Feast of Fun t-shirt and phone call from us, plus one lucky winner gets to come on the podcast and plug your blog, site or group. Through the phone, of course.

Here’s the first entry from Larry in New York City:

I am the walrus. You are the walrus, Aretha Franklin’s the walrus, coo-coo ka-choo.

Let’s have a contest! Photoshop yourself into the transparent PNG file we made of Aretha Franklin’s fabulously odd fur coat, or make your own beautiful monstrosity:

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The best image uploaded next week wins a new Feast of Fun T-shirt, your pick.

At the bottom of the entry, please post a comment there and give me the thumbs up. This is THE most important round, as your votes and comments decide who gets to win the competition. I know it sounds awful, but not only do you have to give me the “thumbs up” on my latest entry to keep me in the competition, but give the “thumbs down” to the other three contestants to help me into the next round.

1 “Grazin in the Grass”

2 “Cutting The Grass”

3 “Wrestler Green Bulge”

4 “Standing Green Underwear Belly Play”
You have to click here to see it

5 “Green Room”

6 “The Sexy Peter Parker battles the Gay Green Goblin”

RULES:
1- Must be 30 seconds in length.
2- Must be of you dancing. (no couples or groups)
3- Must be outside in a public place.
4- Must be fabulous!

You can add music to it or dance to the imaginary music in your head.