The cake installation “was reportedly meant to highlight the issue of female circumcision.” Yikes! It’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen a while.

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As if corn dogs didn’t look like dongs enough already.

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Now imagine these two eating one!

In China, a popular spring snack are eggs cooked in the urine of young boys. Dubbed “virgin boy eggs,” the eggs promise a multitude of health benefits.

Judging from the majority of commenters on Joe My God, Dangerous Minds, and my Twitter feed, this will only have the effect of boosting cookie sales this year, as it seems people are no longer willing to put up with (let’s face it) bigots using their children as puppets to bully and ostracize other more vulnerable children. I’m already calling my family back States-side to buy some boxes on my behalf. I’ll pay extra for shipping! Mmmmm, Thin Mints and Tagalongs for great justice!

Just in time for Three Kings Day- Have fun as Daphne Dumont, Saltina Obama Bouvier and Lola Von Miramar teach you how to make coquito, a delicious Puerto Rican Christmas beverage. Think of it as a coconut based egg nog!

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RECIPE
Pour the following ingredients into a blender:

• 14 oz. can of sweetened condensed milk.
• 12 oz. can of evaporated milk.
• 15 oz. can of cream of coconut
• 1 can full of white rum
• 1 tablespoon of vanilla

Once you’re done blending, place a cinnamon stick inside the rum bottle, pour the coquito mixture in and refrigerate for at least a couple of hours, but preferably up to a week, to allow the flavors to meld.

Mmm! It creamy and delicious. Don’t worry about spilling any, you can just lick it up!

Go ahead and drink it if you want to get your party started quickly. A lot of people in Puerto Rico over the holidays make these ahead of time and give them away as presents, the alcohol helps keep everything preserved in your fridge for weeks (if it lasts that long.)

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The sexual revolution has pretty much been won, due in part to the Internet and smart phone apps help people find the sex they are hungry for. But of course the pendulum inevitably swings the other way, and now people are also looking to just date, make new friends and form strong relationships.

Maybe the reason this hot guy doesn't want to show his face is because he doesn't want your boyfriend bugging him.

Joins us today as we talk about relationships, what it means to have a “real body” and the sex culture of hookup apps and websites.

Why do guys chop off their own heads from their profiles- is it about privacy or are they just bragging about their sweaty muscular bodies?

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Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich gets the slammer! 14 years in prison for trying to sell President Obama’s former Senate seat. Many argue it is still not enough time, and taxpayers will be paying off the money lost under his corruption.

A Chicago lawyer tries to hire a secretary on Craigslist who will also have sex with him.

Gene Simmons says Madonna is not qualified to perform at the Superbowl’s Half Time Show.

And Alec Baldwin shuts down his Twitter account over his tiff with American Airlines.

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Well, HELL Pizza, a very popular pizza chain here in New Zealand, has crossed a line and infuriated many, with a misfortune cookie containing the message: “You will marry a transgender”. Customer Tamsyn Clemerson was shocked to find it, and shared a photo of the message and cookie wrapper on her Facebook Wall. It was shared several times around, and resulted in several outraged responses on HELL Pizza’s Facebook Page, all generally expressing the sentiment that portraying a relationship with a trans person as a “misfortune” is bigoted and in poor taste.

Calls have been made to local store managers and marketing divisions, and so far no one contacted was at all aware of the transphobic message being among the regular run of misfortunes. No official statement has been released by HELL regarding the message, thus far.

Some past controversies HELL has been known for have included a billboard with a picture of former US President George W. Bush, with the caption: “HELL’s too good for some evil bastards”, and another billboard promoting hot cross buns for Easter: “For a limited time. Kind of like Jesus.” All potentially offensive to someone, but I will argue that, as an immortal religious icon and a wealthy political figure respectively, Jesus and Bush aren’t much affected personally by such statements.

In a world where trans people are still regarded with revulsion, mistreated and attacked on a regular basis, we don’t need more attempts at “shocking” humor like this one. I am generally a fan of HELL Pizza, having them in my regular home-delivery rotation, and sincerely hope they discontinue this particular “misfortune” so we can all have a good customer-service relationship again.

Pumpkin pie or flan? We couldn’t decide what dessert to make for Thanksgiving, so in her infinite wisdom, Pandora Boxx suggested we combine them into one fabulous, Latin-American dessert: Pumpkin Pie Flan.

Watch as Pandora Boxx from RuPaul’s Drag Race joins us to bring delicious peace to the holiday season. Celebrities know everything about anything!

Special thanks to Lola LeCont for helping us out with our eye makeup and to David Charpentier for helping to set it all up and providing those lovely flowers in the video.

Be sure to stay until the end and click on all the hilarious, edgy outtakes. No drag queens were hurt during the making of this video.

William Shatner warns of the perils of deep frying a turkey. The best part is Shatner asking, “Where’s the dingle dangle?” But the CGI flames looks like he’s getting sucked into the nexus again.

A lot of little ladies sure would like to have a bite of Justin Bieber’s meat but is this meatloaf enough to satisfy a young girl’s taste?

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Apparently Panda’s don’t do a very good job of digesting food, in fact only absorbing about 30% of what they consume – the rest gets passed right on through – and apparently is great fodder for tea.

A college lecturer in China (is that the same as a College Professor in the US – I’m not sure) is convinced that by using the Panda poo as a base for a tea he can steep the powerful components of Bamboo into a beverage that he believes will help cure cancer and will run about $40,000 a pound!

Apparently “It has a mature, nutty taste and a very distinctive aroma while it’s brewing.”

Who wants to stop by for some tea?

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Featuring stock footage of food usually used in TV ads, check out this delicious music video by the electro duo Mason. Food explosions are awesome.

The iconic Chicago based Moo and Oink grocery stores have closed after filing for bankruptcy. They were in business for 150 years! I haven’t seen too many commercials for the stores lately, but I was always impressed by how enticing they made buying ham hocks sound.

And this commercial almost sounds like the opening to Glee.

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Bodybuilder Chris Tina Bruce shares with us her recipe for protein rich pancakes.

Listen to our latest interview with her here.

Coconut Protein Pancakes

This recipe makes 1 serving.

Ingredients

1 Tbs Coconut Flour
2 Large Egg Whites
1/2 Scoop CyptoSport Casein Banana Creme
1 Packet Stevia
1/2 tsps Vanilla Extract
1/4 Cup Silk Pure Almond Unsweetened Almondmilk

Directions

1. Mix all the ingredients together and fry in a pan.

Nutrition Information for 1 Serving:

Calories: 132 kCal
Fat: 2 grams
Saturated Fat: 0 grams
Carbohydrates: 6 grams
Protein: 22 grams
Sodium: 275 mgs
Fiber: 4 grams
Cholesterol: 5 mgs

It seems a lot of people struggle to make sense of the events of Sept. 11, 2001, and so they do what they know and eat. Post your favorite Sept. 11 cakes in the comments below.

We always enjoy hanging out with Lola Von Miramar, the other jewel of the Caribbean whenever she manages to visit us here in the Windy City. Check out as she joins Saltina Obama Bouvier and Daphne Dumount to make a Cuba Libre, a favorite cocktail of freedom fighters everywhere, and the Coca Cola corportaion.

If all language courses were this much fun. Tambien se habla Español.

Ryan Burdick and Marc Felion show you how to make a delicious ginger peanut caramel popcorn recipe.

My nephew, being the sick one that he is, then took further liberties with the book.  I’ll post them all in comments . . .   Which will you purchase for your child?

I don’t know if I’d spend the time making these but I bet they taste really good.

How fresh do you like your seafood?

Quick, call CSI! Captain America Super Soldier Swirl ice cream at Baskin Robbins looks like it is covered in blood. It also has some strange ingredient listed only as “blue chips.” I think they may have crushed some Smurfs to make this treat.

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Before anyone asks: yes, I live in Wellington. And no, not even if you paid me. :p

I don’t remember this corn nut commercial- maybe it got yanked to soon for being too provocative.

So long food pyramid, you made us all fat. Now we have a better way to view the portions of food we should eat. But are these proportion really the best ?

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