Said Doonan:

“There’s a horrible epidemic of man boobs, and I keep telling — people are clutching their man boobs now, I can see it….There aren’t fetish clubs for people who like man boobs. Man boobs are like hyenas, and mosquitoes, and red ants, and sharks. They don’t need to exist. They’re horrible. So I’m on a one-man campaign to rid the world of man boobs … A lot of straight dudes, they don’t really care, they’re, like, farting and watching TV, they don’t care about their man boobs. We need to make them care and explain to them, these, girls, right, they are unacceptable, am I right?”

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The 80s throwback exercise guru, Erica Nix,interviews Fausto and I about exercise and body modification and then leads us in a aerobics routine for her web series Workout. Erica brought the crazy costumes we are wearing so if the idea of me in spandex excites you, thank her!

My fave comment on Facebook about my outfit goes to – Christian Greenia “I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts! ”

Well at least he’s using condoms.

Here’s Zac looking all sexy and buff skateboarding last summer.

Woof.

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On FOF #1504 Trends and Predictions for 2012, I predicted that in bio-technology, scientists would start performing foreskin restoration using stemcells from the discarded foreskins of circumcized babies.  And now, just days later, the Huffington Post, is reporting that scientists have been testing stem cells on lab rats in the race to make a better rat penis. How long will it be before a stem cell penis cream hits the shelves?

– Marsian is a Los Angeles-based puppet artist, chanteuse, and high art drag personality MarsianDeLellis.com

This unusual vacuuming exercise will help get your inter-abdominal muscles in shape while helping you discover your anus/bellybutton connection. Watch the video, you’ll get it, it’s like getting a tight waist and working your Kegels at the same time.

God's corset is heavenly- it supplies stability to your core.

Push your belly out

Then suck your belly in while pulling your anus and your bellybutton together.

Turns out, Pink wasn’t always for girls and Blue wasn’t always for boys. According to a 1918 article from Earnshaw’s Infant’s Department,

“The generally accepted rule is pink for the boys, and blue for the girls. The reason is that pink, being a more decided and stronger color, is more suitable for the boy, while blue, which is more delicate and dainty, is prettier for the girl.”

After watching this clip, I am reminded of the work of the B.L.O. (Barbie Liberation Organization), who performed gender “corrective surgery” on hundreds of Barbies and GI Joes to reverse their voice boxes before sending shopgivers to replace them back to store shelves to unsuspecting customers in the early 90′s

Further Reading: Smithsonian.com When Did Girls Start Wearing Pink 

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This routine will consist of a Warm-Up, Workout, & Cool-Down.

The video is low res (looked around for better quality, but couln’t find it) and the book mentioned isn’t in print…but you get the idea.

Posted by Marsian, a Los Angeles-based puppet artist, chanteuse, and high art drag personality www.MarsianDeLellis.com

With a special ruler that you print out from the internet, you measure the length and width of your member and then buy the condom that fits your dimensions.

It’s interesting that the numbers and letters on the ruler aren’t in any particular order so you won’t feel compelled to cheat a bit about your true size. Instead of buying a condom labeled 9X7, you’d order something like “D21.”

The sexual revolution has pretty much been won, due in part to the Internet and smart phone apps help people find the sex they are hungry for. But of course the pendulum inevitably swings the other way, and now people are also looking to just date, make new friends and form strong relationships.

Maybe the reason this hot guy doesn't want to show his face is because he doesn't want your boyfriend bugging him.

Joins us today as we talk about relationships, what it means to have a “real body” and the sex culture of hookup apps and websites.

Why do guys chop off their own heads from their profiles- is it about privacy or are they just bragging about their sweaty muscular bodies?

Plus–

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich gets the slammer! 14 years in prison for trying to sell President Obama’s former Senate seat. Many argue it is still not enough time, and taxpayers will be paying off the money lost under his corruption.

A Chicago lawyer tries to hire a secretary on Craigslist who will also have sex with him.

Gene Simmons says Madonna is not qualified to perform at the Superbowl’s Half Time Show.

And Alec Baldwin shuts down his Twitter account over his tiff with American Airlines.

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Cardio instead helps you be bigger and stronger by making your cardiovascular system function better. When you can lift heavier (and don’t get winded as much), you’ll be bigger.