Boy is this going to be a fun episode! Watch this now. Lady Gaga is scheduled to appear in a musical episode of the Simpsons on May 20th, wearing 18 different costumes in a 22 minute show. Among them are a dress made out of living blue birds that allows her to fly, a flame shooting bra and her notorious meat dress, which Homer starts eating while she’s still wearing it.

Best. Episode. Ever.

Next Media Animation gives John Travolta the animation over a gay sex scandal.

John Travolta is being sued for $2 million by a male masseur who claims the Hollywood star sexually assaulted him during a massage session at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The unidentified masseur, referred to as John Doe in court documents, claims Travolta responded to an ad for his services in January. During the massage Travolta stripped naked in front of the masseur, touched the masseur’s genitals and attempted to initiate at least one sex act.

– Marsian is a Los Angeles-based puppet artist, chanteuse, and high art drag personality. MarsianDeLellis.com

A mama orangutan lets her newborn baby go for its first climb. Super cute!

If you missed the first tow seasons of Downton Abbey, College Humor catches you up with this fresh ditty.

I wanna do a shout out to Dynasty Young who brought a stun gun to his high school, ironically named Arsenal Tech High, to combat the bullies. He didn’t shoot the stun gun at anyone but he’s facing expulsion. The asshole school authorities say he brings it on himslef for wearing gender non conforming clothes, but don’t all kids deserve a safe space to be whoever they want to be?

Not everyone hates his look and he even won second place in the school talent contest for doing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.”

I’m gonna honor this courageous kid for standing up for himself with a stun gun by posting Calpernia Addams’”Stunning.” You go girl!

Don’t let that it is a Mime throw you. Quite fun and dirty out in the middle of Venixe Beach, California. If you need further explanation, look up the movei The Oristocrats. It is a long running joke that is a contest to see which comedian can make it the dirtiest… I think one of the best interpretations was done by Gilbert Godfried at the Roast of Hugh Hefner (he defaults to the joke when people think the 9-11 jokes were too soon to do since this was close to when the towers fell… the link to that joke is here (or look under Gilvert Godfried roasts Hugh Hefner. http://youtu.be/7VE2VVbpZ7w

Said Doonan:

“There’s a horrible epidemic of man boobs, and I keep telling — people are clutching their man boobs now, I can see it….There aren’t fetish clubs for people who like man boobs. Man boobs are like hyenas, and mosquitoes, and red ants, and sharks. They don’t need to exist. They’re horrible. So I’m on a one-man campaign to rid the world of man boobs … A lot of straight dudes, they don’t really care, they’re, like, farting and watching TV, they don’t care about their man boobs. We need to make them care and explain to them, these, girls, right, they are unacceptable, am I right?”

I thought this commercial for mascara was a parody- it’s slogan, “Get the London Look” seems to be code for “English people have horse teeth.” While English have been know to have bad teeth, this model, the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerri Hall, has an extraordinary set of chompers.

Grandmas react to Kim Kardashians sex tape.

At the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Obama jokes, “In my first term, we repealed the policy known as ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.’ Wait, though. In my second term we will replace it with a policy known as ‘It’s Raining Men.’”

McDonald, who was arrested, interrogated without council, and placed in solitary confinement facing second degree murder charges,  has been described by a friend as “wise, outspoken, cheerful, and with a history of handeling predjudice with amazing grace”.  Recently, the case garnered national media attention when author and activist, Kate Bornstein highlighted it during an appearance on the Melissa Harris-Perry Show.

An online community of support for McDonald and her defense has been growing.  As of this post, an online petition, hosted by Change.org urging the Hennepin County Attorney, Michael Freeman, to drop the charges against McDonald has already received over 16,000 signatures.  Leslie Feinberg has been drawing attention to the online call to #FreeCece through his Twitter feed and Free Cece, and Support Cece McDonald  have been established by McDonald supporters to disseminate information about the case.

McDonald is set to go trial on Monday, April 30th at 9:00AM for an estimate of up to two weeks.

– Marsian is a Los Angeles-based puppet artist, chanteuse, and high art drag personality. MarsianDeLellis.com

Batman is cool with Robin being gay so why won’t he come out?

56 episodes of star Trek at the same time? Why not?

Justin Bieber’s fans have nicknamed his penis “Jerry” and it’s been trending on Twitter all week.

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You can watch people set their pubic hair on fire in videos and YouTube doesn’t yank it, but heaven forbid a video feature a gay kiss, then it’ll get flagged and maybe yanked! GOP presidential candidate’s Fred Karger’s “Sexy Frisbee” California campaign video was yanked after it was flagged by YouTube viewers.

YouTube says it reviews each video before yanking it so what’s the big deal with a gay kiss?

Here’s the scandalous video on Vimeo.

Miss Guy is best known as the lead singer of Toilet Boys, as “a pioneer in the DJ world” (Marc Spitz/Spin), and as a cutting-edge solo artist. Born in Southern California, Miss Guy grew up in the Rock scene of New York City with mentors including Deborah Harry and Boy George.

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