Nobody’s sent us a picture of themselves (with or without their iPod, Feast of Fools t-shirt) at the infamous bathroom where Sen. Larry Craig got caught rap-a tap tapping his toes. We’re still waiting! Either way, the bathroom has now become a tourist attraction at the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport.
According to several airport workers and the airport’s Information Specialist Karen Evans, the bathroom is a hit with traveling passengers who have been photographing themselves outside the bathroom door and inside of the stall.
So much attention in fact that it’s pretty much killed any of the T-room action that would have been happing there. Those darn T-Room tourists!
Join Sal-E, Marc Felion and me, Fausto Fernós as we talk about O.J. Simpson getting once again in trouble with the law, new fetishes for you to try out, and Madonna under fire from Israeli gays. I thought Madonna was bi, so I wonder what her religious leaders think of her past sexual relationships. Where are Madonna’s fans during all this? Stick by your diva boys. Happy Birthday to everyone, and Cliff Dix’s hubby Glenn.
Since so many sexual fetishes seem to be about power relationships, we’re going to go ahead and play “top” or “master” here and tell you what you should be doing on your own time.
Here are your new sexual fetishes. We expect to see photos, videos and stories about you practicing them in the email.
SPLOSHING:
In short, it’s sex with food. But not really. Most sploshing videos and magazines feature young women sitting or being covered by slimy food, such as baked beans, whipped cream and/or
Remember the infamous baked bean in the film “Tommy” where Ann Margaret literally swims around a hotel room filled with baked beans? Now you’re talking.
We want you to go to your local grocery store, buy a cheap cake and ask them to write “Feast of Fools.net” on it and video tape yourself sitting on it, with your clothes on. Please don’t show your genitals on the video. Now upload it to YouTube and post it on our community forums. The first three people to do so will get “Deliciously Digital” T-Shirts in the mail.
MASKING:
Not just for lazy trannies, masking is for anyone who loves their blow up doll so much they want to become them.
One of our favorite websites,
FORCED FEMINIZATION:
Also known as “sissyfication” this sexual practice involves switching gender roles in a submissive male. Men who get turned on by having women, men or their dominatrix forcing them to dress up as girls.
It has a real “pulp fiction” flavor to it, and the results are hilarious.
We found an excellent Flickr photo gallery of FF, with one of my highlights being an Betty “Double Digest” comic book cover where she’s forcing Archie to doll up. My favorite detail is the lost and sad look on Archie’s face as he applies make-up.
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OMG none of you bitches need plastic surgery, gawd! oh and by the I NEEDS THE TOM WELLING VIDEO! lol, great show today boys.
I agree. Do not change one lovable thing about yourselves. No plastic surgery required for the FOF.
Thank you guys for giving Glen the birthday shout out. I hope he hears it. He will just have to turn up that hearing aid a little bit louder. By the way Glen is so old, he walked into an antique store and they kept him. Happy Birthday Glen! I LOVE YOU!!!
Happy Birday Glen!
Awesome show you guys! I wish i worked out at your gym so I could cruise Fausto and Marc!!! heheheheh
Much LOVE !
Great show, again, guys.
Sorry, off topic, but any body heard about Condoleezza Rice sharing a home and line of credit with another woman? It was predicted here on FOF! Here is a link of the news:
http://pageoneq.com/news/2007/Secretary_of_State_who_keeps_private_life_shrouded_coowns_home_with_female__0914.html
Not sure who glen is… but happy birthday to Glen nonetheless.
a little love note for Sal-E, your sexy voice is a pleasure to listen to! How do you manage to keep such a great sense of humor?
Gracias tanto por los dos, canciones hermosas. ¡Realmente las aprecio!! You are all sooo special!!! Bring on the Tom Welling vid. Me likey some Tommie!! Thank again!! Great show!!! I laughed sooo hard when y’all talked about the waxing. Wish I could go to LA and see you guys there; maybe even get a live wax!! HEHEHEHEEHE!!
Sal-E, that is a good show, you dont need any plastic surgery, With all your make-up work and expertise, cant you just make it look like anything you want it to?
LOVED the fetishes that was amazing you guys. I have not yet figured out how to make a video for youtube but if I did I would so sit on a cake for you guys
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great show guys! had me crackin up laffin as per usual.
i heard Fausto say that Chris Crocker didn’t want to come on your show after all…well fuck that motherbitch, shows how much he cares for the community. according to my watch his fame is at 14:56, he should just get his mug of STFU already, i’m through with him personally even if the livejournal faghags community aint…le sigh!
the funniest thing i found about the whole condi rice story was that the woman she’s sharing a house with is named randy bean. uhhuh. the rice and bean residence. o.O
Mike I love that you’re doing a post a day! Work it. Glad you liked the whole fetish thang… I’m still waiting for someone to make a feast of fools cake sitting video.
We all have a Fetish in some shape or form………..Some of us know what it is and like to share it with others and some just need a little help opening their eyes into this little world that we create for ourselves. Everything has it’s Time and Place. Be patient……………read this now and you will think of me later………..just remember to smile.
And Remember: Don’t knock it till you’ve Tried it!
My fetish is Noses, there are certain shapes of noses that toally turn me on. dont ask me why
but its true.