Kaboom! On the Fourth of July, I like to make my own special fireworks with my lips and with my hips.
I’m feeling just a little bit frisky after all the madness and mayhem of Fourth of July weekend here in the U.S. We barely survived the onslaught of mosquitoes, firecrackers and drunk tourists! I bet many people all over the nation are needing a vacation from their vacation.
We hope our show is that vacation for you.
On today’s show Tracy Tyler, Marc Felion and I, Fausto Fernós recap the events of the weekend and the sexy and not so sexy things we ran into.
Marc and I traveled to his hometown of Erie, Pennsylvania where we were treated to some beautiful canoing and hunky men twirling around the stripper pole at the local gay bar.
Right at closing, just as we were about to leave the hot young men at the Zone nightclub had a dance off using the stripper pole! We were all treated to an amazing spontaneous show that rivaled the mastery of Cirque du Soleil and certainly the sexiness as well.
One guy at the local bar had a bit of attitude with his Hollywood stylist good looks, chiseled abs and rock hard body- at 5.4 feet tall. I asked him where he got this awesome shirt he was wearing and he said “I got it working as a model in Europe.”
What I wanted to say is how happy I was that a short person like him got work as a fashion model anywhere, but I kept my big fat mouth shut.
Later on a totally methed out guy came over to harass us and Marc skillfully turned Mr. Meth Crazy onto Mr. European Fashion Model and a fight almost broke out! Listen to show for all the messy details.
Meanwhile Tracy has been working on her summer tan, which makes her feminine shape stand out more. What I like most about her tan lines is the way she wears revealing black dresses to church on Sunday to try to turn on the ministers and the members of her congregation!
I love a whore in church who keeps it calm and cool.
Ding Dong, former Senator Jessie Helms, foe to man and beast died at the age of one zillion showing that it’s hard to kill evil white men.
Check out our friends at Towleroad, who beautifully put his legacy into words: “To all those people who died too soon or who lived without being able to live life to its fullest as a result of Jesse Helms and his influence, may you rest in peace.”
We think he probably died earlier in the week, but the Republican party kept his dead body in a meat locker somewhere until the Fourth of July to shoehorn his death at some sort of cosmic patriotic meaning.
And now for a real hero- Nigerian gay rights activist Davis Mac-Iyalla has been released from prison and is now in the UK seeking asylum. Work it Davis! Imagine what your life would be like if your country tortured you, imprisoned and harassed your family for your simple desire to be a gay man, out loud and proud.
Listen to our interview with the leader of Changing Attitude Nigeria (CAN).
Meanwhile, a man slathered head to toe in BBQ sauce got arrested while hiding in someone’s basement in Wisconsin. I guess he thought he would blend in with the weekend’s food and not be seen. Yes I know he’s crazy, but he sure tastes good!
Fighting for your right to rock and roll all night and party every day, or at least every once in a while- Feast of Fools.
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Welcome home guys!!!
Fausto, I can’t believe you broke the stripper pole….I guess that’s the reason we can’t have nice things!
Great show guys! I’m trying to play catch-up. iPods been at the shop due to water damage from the recent flooding here in the midwest, iPods are like silicon boob and lips they sink not float! Wow I cant believe you bent that pole Fausto, must of been made from copper cause your a tiny thing.
Good to hear you all in my ears again! Small town gays are insecure in my opinon, what with me being one and all, b/c of the risk there is for being “out” in their local, predominantly straight, community. I am out only to my parents and siblings. I wouldn’t dare tell the rest of my famly for the fear of my own family gay bashing and hurting me is to great of risk. As a former boyscout I always live by the rule, “Safety First!” WEll great show, glad to hear Tracy! I love her she is so fab-u-low-so!! Love yall!
Matt
Great show! Love when Tracy’s on!! It’s interesting to hear your commentary on the gay community in small towns. I think you should have told that guy that Cleveland isn’t in Europe at all
Tracy was hilarious today! Thanks for the numerous chortles and guffaws!
Awwww!!! You guys made me blush!!!
I had so much fun with Tracy that night, and everyone was so nice. Even if they didn’t believe we were married and expecting twins. 
Oh I am SO THERE this weekend at Hollywood Beach! I haven’t been there yet this year and I have a great tan already started from my weekend in Saugatuck that I simply MUST keep up now!
And I want to join you guys at Big Jones too! Let me know where and when!
LOVED the show… like Ricopablo said, I laughed from start to finish. Tracy is, as always, a charm and I love when she’s on!
I can’t stop watching your rowing video. That is so adorable and funny… I kept waiting for a frog to jump from one of the lily pads into your boat. Now that would have been something to see…
Sigh… I wish it could be July 4th weekend every weekend!
Oooh, that was one funny show!!!!!!!!!!
Tracy + Fausto + Marc = FUNNY.
the shows with tracy on it are always funny yay for ms tracy:)
Great show ! Let us know Tracy when you made it to become the whore of your building,
Cleaveland is NOT Europe! Ha ha… I like Cleveland, I’ve done many shows there in my day.
And Michael, I did not BREAK it, I only bent it. Hee hee.
LOL whore of the building —- should I get a red light for my front window??? LOL LOL
i didn’t realize their was such a big tranny scene in schaumburg.
Why not ? How about small blinking red hearts ?
I wonder if Ikea carries those???? that would look hot
Yes, get a red light but set up a Buddha shrine so it won’t be so obvious!
will my life sized greek statue of the dicus thrower work Marc??? or is that too obvious ???
I Looooove Bernadette in Into the Woods! Nice call Tracy