Have you ever played this game with your friends? Think of the name of your first pet you had when you were a kid and the street you lived on, combine those two and you get your Adult Movie Star Name. Mine would be “Jimmy Barbe”
Still this formula leaves a lot to be desired. How about we come up with a new one! Here is a helpful list of combinations you can make to come up with your Adult Movie Star, stage name, faerie name or drag name in a cinch.
• Favorite Snack + Conservative Politician = Snickers Nixon
• Innocent Girls’ Name + Movie Stars’ last name = Victoria Lamarr
• 50′s TV Sitcom Character + Greek/Roman God = Tony Zeus
• Civil Rights Activist + Jungle Cat = Cindy Cheetah
• Car Model + Type of Wood = Mercedes Mahogany
• Suburb in your city + Artificial Food Ingredient = Waukeegan Olestra
Okay, so they are not all winners. Still, this way you can be pretty clever when you’re creating an online profile and don’t want people to know what your real name is. Wouldn’t it be fun to be chatting with Skittles Liddy on the forums?
Keep in mind alliteration (Fausto Fernós, Vernonica Vera or Jessie Jackson) are great names because you get the bonus of having some cool initials like F.F.
Rhymes, or name combinations or puns are great too.
Share with us your favorite formulas for names and your results on the comments below.
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Thats funny, my name would be Curious Ridgewood! lol great right!
WOW, How about:
Frisky Galina
But that’s more of a power-bottom twink porn name. I’m much more bearish.
How about Frisky Clinton (another address of my past). Much better; and makes you think of cigars
I like my porn name the original way (pet, street)
Ernie Stardust
I like the pet & street method as well-
I would be “Baby Paulina”- Oh yeah!!!!!
Don’t read Debbie Harry! She tours separately as a solo act and as Blondie. By herself she sings her solo songs and with Blondie, she sings Blondie songs.
Your pet’s name was “Baby”? So when your parents said “time to feed the baby” they fed the dog instead of the baby??
We’re just kidding about the great Blonde one.
Ohhh.. I love the 1st pet + street name formula. I would be, Tiger Creek… Grrrrrrraawl!! lol Love it!