FOF #858 – Climb Aboard the Pumpkin Boat

Oct 14, 2008 · 601489 views

Hop aboard the pumpkin boat!Rub-a-dub dub, three homos in a pumpkin boat!

A Wisconsin resident is making news for carving a boat out of a giant pumpkin! How cute is that? Will eco-friendly pumpkin boats become the must-have lesbian wedding item instead of a horse drawn carriage?

On today’s show the hilarious and charming Cameron Esposito is in the house, yall!

Cameron loves to collect all her random thoughts into a little black book and then later reinterpret them into her stand-up routine. She also is the kind of person who writes little codes on her hand to remind herself to do mundane tasks, like go to the bank or wash the car.

Cameron shows off her notebookCameron is such a delightfully quirky and very very funny gal.

Her birthday is coming up this weekend and we are wondering how the always over the top, Cameron is going to celebrate it with her girlfriends? Check her out at the Lincoln Lodge on Thursday and Fridays in Chicago and this Monday at Bingo Night at Hamburger Mary’s.

Listen to today’s podcast as we talk with Cameron about:

Eeek! sarah-palin-newsweek-coverHave you checked this weeks cover of Newsweek? Sarah “Mooseburger” Palin is on the cover of news magazine with her, pores, mustache and wrinkles intact. Supporters of the fundamentalist candidate say the magazine paints her in a unflattering light by not painting away her unflattering flaws like the supposedly do with every other political candidate.

They are soaking in a big tub of irony here. Many of these pundits who are screaming bloody murder are the types of people who criticize magazines for retouching the images in the first place, only this time they are complaining for not doing so.

I’ve personally worked in publishing for almost a decade, and there is NEVER an image that runs on any cover of any print publication that hasn’t been enhanced somehow. They retouched the “unretouched” photo, just not as much.

And so what? Why is this even news? With a tanking economy, mortgage crisis, no health care and marriage equality under fire in California, the Republicans would rather have us focus on superficial things like this woman’s skin.

One thing all these Republican guys (and gals) are waiting for is Nailing Paylin, the new adult video recreating the tyrant of the tundra as a sex-loving slut. I just wish they would have had her REALLY look like Sarah Palin instead of some Gina Gershon look-a-like in a woman’s business suit.

Kenyan Rangers are now outfitting angry smashing elephants with devices that send text messages to villagers when it’s nearby. Texting elephants, what’s next?

Hello Kitty CrossDid Hello Kitty die for your sins? Sanrio Co. Ltd., the Japanese company that makes a fortune selling merchandise to mostly teenage girls is now coming after the religious market. The Pagan Prattle blog has noticed that the company’s website now carries rosaries and yarmulkes adorned by the iconic, big headed, mouthless cartoon cat. In Japan, nobody can hear you scream.

Clara Meadmore, the 105 year old virginClara Meadmore, the 105 year old virgin. Her secret to a long life? No sex and no TV. She sounds like a blast to hang out with. Still she may have something there. There are days when I think my husband is taking years off my life.

Find out how you too can become a virtual eunuch in China.

YouTube tiny favorite La Pequeña is back with her new video “La Pequeña Hillary Hulk.” As funny as this is, I’m hoping for a “La Pequeña Sarah Palin” video before November 4.

The podcast chock full of nuts with a rich gooey middle- Feast of Fools.

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  1. jimberly says:

    I am dying for a Pequena Palin!

  2. McCain’s face is all messed up on the one side from a melanoma surgery. The doctor apparently had to remove a number of lymph nodes in his face, leaving it bloated.

  3. Superboy says:

    Pequena Palin! Pequena Palin! Please.

    I love Cameron, I might have to admit I have a man-crush on her.

    The sight of the three of you inside that pumpkin boat is so gosh darn cute.

  4. Donnie Dee says:

    CNN had a medical doctor going over both candidates medical history and this doctor made it sound like McCain Dr was overly aggressive in removing Lymph Nodes during Melanoma removal, but maybe the Dr saw something he didn’t like. They showed a photo of the scar and it went from his temple area down to his cheek bone area, like 6 inches long. Some Drs are saying they need McCain to be independently tested to ensure the Melanoma hasn’t migrated to his brain, which he refuses to do. He’s had four different surgeries to remove Melanoma. On the flip side, Obama refuses to release any medical files, other than a note from his Dr saying he is in good health, but he only stopped smoking when he decided to run, and still uses nicotine gum.

  5. TrickyToro says:

    Yay Cameron! She’s so darn funny. I love that you guys had her on again. And, there really is nothing as cute as a pumpkin boat is there.

  6. Donnie Dee says:

    Oh yeah, And that pumpkin boat photochop is such a great image, well done Fausto, and luv the newspaper hats…it’s so Devo like…

  7. kenner says:

    I’m going to take you to task….about your sexism. Why don’t you have obama in a speedo. Your sexist remarks are not flaturing to women at all. As a gay male I’m surprised at you downgrading women. Let use obama as a sex symbol too.

  8. Craig says:

    Cameron is wicked funny. She needs to come on more often. And where is Sal-E?

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  11. Elizabeth says:

    more Cameron!!

  12. Elizabeth says:

    now I have a profile . . . Cameron was great! Have her one again, please.

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