Oscar! Oscar! Oscar! We’re not talking about the Odd Couple, we’re talking about the Academy Awards. What’s a golden globe? What’s the national board of review? What does this all mean?
Kevin Thomas, your gay concierge joins us to share his picks and tricks on films and actors possibly up for an award this year. Will Jack Nicholson keep his pants on this year? Will Mickey Rourke get a nomination of playing a wrestler in The Wrestler?
He’s hot, he’s wolverine and he’s gay friendly. But is Hugh Jackman’s name for real and will he be a good host for this years Oscars? Kevin certainly thinks so, and suggests he would make a perfect co-star with Babs on a remake of the musical Sunset Boulevard?
A cute and quirky couple decide to hold their wedding at a Taco Bell at the low cost of $200. Even the bride’s wedding dress cost just $15.
A man finds love with the blowup dolls he steals from adult bookstores and then ditches in back alleys. So far the burglar has nabbed three latex ladies and the owners of the store are perplexed as to his motive other than the obvious one.
A group of elephants are now using their trunks to paint amazing artworks in a conservation camp in Thailand. One 11-year-old elephant painted what was described as “a delicate painting of a potted yellow flower.” In 2004, the group pf elephants created a 72ft by 8ft work which is officially recognized as the largest and most expensive painting by a group of elephants. We wonder what the competition came up with.
The 1970s classic book “The Joy of Sex” gets a makeover with over 42 new chapters including ones on safe sex, eating disorders and trannies. We wonder if the illustrations in this edition will have unshaven ladies’ armpits like the 1970s version. That’s all we remember from that book- unshaven lady armpits. The Joy of Sex: The Ultimate Revised Edition // The Timeless Guide to LovemakingOrder it here on Amazon.
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Hey studs. I adore you, natch.
You may already know that Richard Haydn (Uncle Max in Sound of Music) was the voice of the Caterpillar in Disney’s Alice in Wonderland… But did you know he ran a bannana plantation in Jamaica before becoming an actor? Or that he was an Ace fighter pilot in World War II? True fact.
Even tho you never called, I’m going to pretend I am your on-the-scene correspondent for the inauguration anyway. Isnt it fabu that Bishop Gene Robinson is giving the opening prayer? That makes me feel way less bitchslapped.
I am aiming all my spare brainwaves/karmic vibrations at the greenlighters re the Jackman/Streisand Sunset Blvd idea, but I was sad you didn’t seque from Jackman into a nice syllable or two for “Australia” which I thought was a superfantastic, dont-miss-it-if-you-can, BIG screen entertainment. I agree about the Vistor chick, she was awesome and so are you.
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ps I think you should throw an orgy in SecondLife so we can all have wild cartoon sex together.
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I really enjoyed Kevin Thomas on the show with you guys. He really plays well with your personalities and adds a lot to the podcast. I liked his take on the Oscar nominations and was impressed by his knowlege of the industry. I guess we shall see how well he was able to predict the nomination list when they are annonced. Thanks again for another fun FOF podcast!
Thanks for having Kevin back on the show. I have a better idea besides Huge Jackman and Babs, for the Sunset Boulevard Musical Movie; Kevin Thomas and Tracy Tyler. lol Funniest part on the show, was hearing Marc’s Barbara impression. Please do it again, that was fantastic. That did sound like Babs, Liza & Mae West all in one. lol
Grrrrowl! Bring on the noise, bring on the junk in the trunk! Kevin’s a hot bear.
Fausto why do you hate awards season so much
You did everything in your power to steer the conversation away from Kevin’s analysis and predictions, especially desperately trying to drag the conversation back to Fergie a couple different times (no there’s a topic I care nothing about). As a person who sees on average 100+ movies in theaters each year I crave the perspective of other queer cinephiles. The Oscars are my Superbowl, and the Golden Globes are like a play off tournament.
my list of top films of 2009:
WALL-E, Revolutionary Road, Milk, In Bruges, The Dark Knight, Let the Right One In, Slumdog Millionaire, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Iron Man, Man on Wire, The Wrestler, The Bank Job, The Reader, The Band’s Visit, The Visitor, Hamlet 2, Tell No One, Happy Go Lucky, Tropic Thunder, Kung Fu Panda, Burn After Reading , Bolt, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Sex and the City, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, the Duchess, Pineapple Express,
Kevin is awesome! I was so happy to get a double dose of this lovable man. I definitely will stay at his hotel on my next trip to SF. He is witty, charming and fun. Please bring him back in the future.
Love the Sound of Music bit yall did, was LMAO. My fav. is when the Baroness says ‘Max your such a Beast’ and ‘If i knew there would be singing i’d brought my harmonica”(i think that is the quote):) have a good weekend!
LOL I was given some Lagerfeld when I was like, a kid! I still have it, but I don’t wear it. Prefer Eternity or CK One. Too funny though that Kevin loves it!!