Spring is just around the corner and in Chicago we’ve having unseasonably warm weather, so celebrate, because we’re usually still freezing our butts off this time of year!
Our blogging friend Michael Lehet is soon headed to Amsterdam – a city where pot is legal, prostitution is regulated and girl on girl sex shows titillate audiences.
Girl-on-girl? Well, lesbian news host, Rachel Maddow was on The View yesterday and the ladies fawned over her so much you thought they were making up for how they treated Rosie.
Has The View gone gay? Supermodel To The World, RuPaul plopped on the couch earlier this week to promote RuPaul’s Drag Race and suggested some women’s husbands are slipping on their panties while their wives are away at work.
Everyone’s abuzz about the Florida woman who called 911 three times after the McDonald’s employees took her money but wouldn’t give her the McNuggets she ordered or her money back.
In this economy, we’d call the police too. She was robbed!
A new study reveals that over 60% of British people lie about the books they’ve read because they want to impress people. I lie because I want people to not pester me at a cocktail party about the one book they have read in their entire life – Running with Scissors: A Memoir. It’s just easier to lie.
Is Ugly the cat, the world’s ugliest pet? It’s really hard to decide which is uglier, the cat or the dog. I think it all depends on whether you are a dog or cat person.
Xiao Nan, the intersexed Chinese athlete gives up the medals he won as a girl to become the man he wants to be. Her dream is to have genital reassignment surgery and then go swimming in nothing but boxer shorts.
“Dude, the cat liked being in the bong!” exclaims Acea Schomaker as to why he put his hot pussy in a box.
Killer Hugging Robots just can’t get enough love or so the hoax would have you to believe. In other robot news though, Japan is developing a teacher robot that will assign tasks and take roll call.
Join us Saturday for “Chicago Takes Off” TPAN’s annual burlesque revue-style show where talented male and female dancers strut their stuff in support of TPAN.
The event raises money for charity and features the hilarious Miss Coco Peru!
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Thanks so much for having me on again guys…..I always have such a fun time talking about all the crazy stuff going on in the world!
I checked out the Edgewater Crime Blotter and wow Fausto, you look fabulous for your age!
Hey guys – once again a great show!
Can’t wait till we get to Amsterdam Michael and I am thinking I’m going to one of those sex shows! You know, just to say I’ve seen one.
No really! LOL
Oh, and I’m British and I have read hundreds of books – 1984 was required reading in my English class!
But yeah, great show – AGAIN!
Hey guys 5 stars on the show. 1st time listening and I was laughing throughout.
Hot photo Michael! Your “centerfold” look! Have a great time on your trip!
Sure. We’ve ALL read 1984.
I wish I was going to Amsterdam too!
@Andrea – you’re not gonna cover your eyes when we go to the sex show are you?
@Jamie – Thank you….my friend Andrea took that, she makes everyone look fabulous!
@Fausto – I wish you were going too!!!!!!!
Fausto – I read it. Not sure I can say I understood it or liked it but still………………….LOL
Michael, I will keep my eyes peeled. Might learn a trick or too! LOL
Jamie, he DOES have a great centerfold look going doesn’t he?
You should see the one where I profile his er……… package?
Your cat getting a contact high is wayyyyy different than effectively putting a cat in the chamber part of a bong. It’s animal abuse to the extreme. Great show. Michael is always a treat.
I loved this episode.
the whole “walrus coo-coo-cachu” thing startled me awake.
I loved your show today and your guest Michael! Sounds like it will be a fun trip to Amsterdam. Hope you’ll come back and tell us all about it.
Hey, listening to the Jewel hate crime robbery, sounds very scary. I’m glad you stood up for yourself Fausto!
Loving it much!
Michael, I’ll be in Amsterdam soon myself!