Pull out your sombreros everybody, on today’s show it’s a Mexican Fiesta with the fabulously funny Bill Cruz.
Bill recently performed with us at Steamworks, the gay men’s bathhouse in Chicago. He was all wrapped up in towels and delivered his monologue like a Roman statesman addressing the Senate. The Senate of Queers that is!
What a great experience we had. Bill can now finally answer the question: what’s it like performing practically nude in front of a scantily clad audience?
Like us, Bill’s enamored with Dr. Manhattan’s massive CGI blue cock. Listen to today’s show and count how many blue penis jokes Bill can make.
We’ve been offered a trip for a Pride event in the Southwest but we’re unsure of whether to do it or not or what will be expected from us. My worst fear is that we’ll end up as players in The Most Dangerous Game and be running for our lives.
Bernie Madoff, the poster boy for our screwed up economy will probably be spending the rest of his life in prison, how much is that worth?
The man behind the infamous One Guy One Cup Video comes forward to talk about the bloody consequences of shoving a glass jar up his butt.
A chimp at a Swedish zoo calmly collects rocks during the morning so that he has a stockpile of weaponry to throw at visitors when he goes ape shit crazy in the afternoon. Will monkeys rule the Earth? Wait, they already do.
Drew Barrymore’s take on the crazy ladies from Grey Gardens
Three cocaine stuffed peppers from South America were sold to three different people in a store in Queens, NY.
And a pet shop shipment goes horribly wrong as a dead body was delivered instead of tropical fish and sea water.
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I loved Bill Cruz’s standup routine during that Steamworks show you did. He should try out for the LOGO comedy tour.
I appreciate his visits to the FoF. Party on
Very entertaining guy! I do think we may have to have a bear intervention with some of your guests though. Embrace the bear within!
I LOVE your Mariachi photo!!! Marc makes the PERFECT Mexicano….
Great show, gents. Laughed my ass off.
YAY! BILL CRUZ!!! Funny guy and a good sport for going naked during the Steamworks show. And who wouldn’t love a massive glowing blue uncut cock on an IMAX screen as big as a car.
My ears pricked up when I heard Marc say Atlanta but even I would rather go to those other cities.
haha!!! Bill is hilarious as always! Great show guys and thanks for talking about the possible Phoenix trip!! And speaking of Alice and Mel’s Diner……..that is actually about one mile or so from my place in Downtown Phoenix!
And of the two options…….I’d definitely drink a cactus! But maybe we can get you some deep-fried iguana with some ranch dressing LOL
Great talking to you both last night, I’ll call you Thurs or Fri.
The Martha Stewart twitter is true. Saw it myself, as it was happening.
bill-good job on the mexican grito there at the beginning of the podcast! not everyone can pull that off.
and i’m an 80′s baby and totally got the references, yay.
OMG! Thank you guys so much for the props! I’ll let everyone know when im appearing around chicago! KEEP LISTENING!
Great show! So funny! The fake latin accents have me on the floor rolling around in laughter. More Bill!
Mr. Cruz, we have to make babies together. I love a man who can make the whole room laugh!
Omg me gusta el sabor mexicano que Bill trae a la show. I was dying over the gay mexican accents and picturing you guys playing abuelos funeral with Victoria. Deliciously demented. I was in stitches the whole time. Bill is seriously funny!
Bill, the towel was not purchased just for you. We have extra large towels that we keep for our customers who need them. Remember we have a bear’s event: Bears, the Baths, and Beyond every 4th Saturday and we use many of those towels at that event.