FOF #1183 – One Night in Heaven

Tired of just having a one night stand with Jesus and he doesn’t call you back? Well, maybe it’s because you’re not praying hard and long enough! There’s no escaping God’s massive love, so get ready to fill that cavernous hole inside you with fabulous music from the Best Church of God, the only church God goes to, ever!

The church’s choir director Mike Descoteaux brought over two of his most dedicated parishioners, sister Lindsay Goldapp and brother Scott Levy to help us find the true meaning of the Bible and boost our self-esteem with the knowledge that, thankfully, not everybody will go to Heaven.

A comedy group 6,000 years in the making, the Best Church of God is relocating to Donnie’s Sky Box, a fabulous comedy venue located deep inside the Second City Compound, where all comedy firearms are licensed by God and the only deaths are from laughter. We just wonder how many Xenu points you have to accumulate before you reach the top of the Tina Fey pyramid.

Plus hot news:
An Israeli man is sent to prison for 10 years for tricking women into having sex with him by saying his semen was holy and had healing powers.

A Muslim American journalist speaks out against the radical website “Revolution Muslim” that directed veiled threats against the creators of the TV show South Park for depicting Mohamed in a recent episode.

Janice Dickinson attacks pop star Mick Jagger, saying she couldn’t get no satisfaction from the modest size of his manhood.

And congratulations again Israel, the iPad is now approved for sale in the Holy Land, after weeks of banning the tablet computer over concerns its wireless signal could disrupt other devices and block signals from heaven.

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