FOF #1302 – Deven and Joel’s Christmas Spectacular

Dec 10, 2010 · 41342 views

We really don’t care if we get a lump of coal in our stocking for Christmas, as long as it’s hard and hot.

If you were naughty this year in Germany, Krampus, the Satanic Santa licks you in places you don't want to know about.

On today’s show, comedy duo Deven Green and Joel Bryant bring enough holiday cheer to light up the Yule Log in the fireplace and keep the egg nog nice and frothy.

Listen as we go caroling with Deven and Joel and unwrap the seldomly known extra verse to Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad.”

Join us as we talk about the true meaning of Glitter Day, what your Christmas tree says about you, and Krampus- Germany’s Satanic Santa.

Plus all the hot news:

Wikileaks reveals your tax dollars are hard at work paying for military contractors in Afghanistan to hire cross dressing child prostitutes.

Celine Dion can’t stop showing off the twins.

Oxygen is turning Glee into American Idol, with even more annoying cover songs.

And Lesbian Rumors! a personal message from me to Oprah.

Please vote for Feast of Fun in the 2010 People’s Choice Podcast Awards in the “Best GLBT” category and the top prize of the “People’s Choice.” We can’t win without your help. Thank you!

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    Comments

  1. Jackie Jaeger says:

    Shine On You Crazy Diamond is PINK FLOYD you guys. Sorry to be a know it all…it’s the music geek in me.

  2. Your Deven Green says:

    What a lovely way to end the FoF fiscal season – with an actual conversation :) We love you both.

  3. LaFierce says:

    This was not the show to listen to on the L .. I laughed out-loud several times and got several fish-eyes. Deven and Joel were some of the funniest guests you’ve had. I’ve listened to this episode at least twice.

    Deven: the Aye-Aye should be your new animal totem; notice the surprisingly long middle toe.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye

  4. Your Deven Green says:

    If I ever lose that toe I can use a spare Aye-Ayes! LOL

  5. HRH Joshua L Hughes says:

    yet ANOTHER fantastic show… Now send me a barrel of names! :)

  6. seawall says:

    Deven, I think we have the same wacky toe formation! Wikipedia sez it’s called “Morton’s toe”, and depending on who you ask it’s associated with lesbianism, royalty, or being Greek.

    This show was hilarious! Good to hear Deven’s still playing the uke, if she ever comes here to New Zealand she can be a guest performer with the Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra. :)

  7. colaboy29 says:

    Another awesome show. Deven & Joel, you two are hysterical! And Happy Christmakwanzakhan!

  8. Holger says:

    Tons of fucking sequins!!! I loved this show and was laughing at my work with the earphones plugged in! I agree with Deven Green – you guys are really great and deserve the price for both GLBT and listeners’ choice at the podast awards! Lots of love from Denmark! Mwuah!
    PS: I can’t wait to celebrate Glitter Day!! I’m totally gonna light glitter candles in rainbow-colors and suck a dick ;) with TONS OF FUCKING SEQUINS!!

  9. Adam says:

    This was a great podisode! I love Joel and Deven, especially when they are chatting with you Fausto, Marc. They are always great. My favorite podcasts of the year, and you have had a great year of programs. Good luck on the awards and Happy Christmas to you both. hehe

  10. I ALWAYS love the fabulous couple on the show. I agree they deserve their own TV Show! It could be like Sonny & Cher meets The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.

  11. dinodude says:

    Hey guys,

    I just needed to drop you a note to say how much I love and appreciate your excellent show. I’m one of the many silent listeners out there who you rarely (or perhaps never) hear from. I listen to a lot of podcast, especially those produced by CBC, NPR, BBC etc, but I listen to yours the most. Of all the great audio out there, I like your show the best. You really earned my respect the week you had both Shirley Phelps and the Nigerian activist on. You’ve also introduced me to some of the coolest acts in the Q-friendly world. And yes, I did voted for you many times this year.

    So, I will be gathering together my Canadian nickels to buy a t-shirt. I’ll have to look through your catalogue to see which one will look best at the gym. Do you accept Canadian money at par?

    I wish you all the success you have earned (and deserve) in 2011.

    Jim in Ottawa.

    P.S. I’ve posted you a glowing, positive review on iTunes. I’d also like to start a drinking game that involves downing a shot every time Fausto says “f’ustrated” for “frustrated. Love you Fausto.

  12. Barrett says:

    Always love when they’re on the show.

  13. Your Deven Green says:

    Tomorrow, Friday, Dec. 17th I will stick my dainty hands into a big purse of trouble and pull out a winner’s name and post right here!
    You will continue to hold your breath until Dec 18th though for the http://www.PodCastAwards.com ceremony. We would love to see FoF get the recognition the show deserves :)

  14. Joeywood says:

    You are the heart and soul of Hollywood, wise beyond your vajeene.

  15. Your Deven Green says:

    Congratulation: Colaboy29 !
    Please email us directly with your mailing addy then sit and wait for the postal carrier :) Happy Holidays to all.

  16. boygonemad says:

    I laughed so hard I almost shot a cue ball out of my vajeene!! I love Deven and Joel

  17. seawall says:

    I totally thought of Deven when these parody lyrics to Here We Come A-Wassailing popped into my head:

    Here we come vajazzling,
    our vulvas shaved so clean!
    Here we come to glue bling
    above our sweet vajeenes!
    Love and joy come to you!
    And please don’t use super-glue!
    And God bless you, and may your crotch shine like a chandelier
    May your crotch shine like a chandelier!

    It’s no Pulled Pork, but it made me chuckle. :)

  18. colaboy29 says:

    Deven, got my shirt a few days ago! Thank you so much! -Reid

  19. colaboy29 says:

    It’s on my list to do today after work!

  20. colaboy29 says:

    Never posted a pic on the comments.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/cola_boy29/Vajeene1.jpg

    [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/cola_boy29/Vajeene1.jpg[/IMG]

  21. Your Deven Green says:

    You look fabbbbbbolous :)

  22. colaboy29 says:

    Thanks, Deven! Now I get to explain to my mom what the word ‘vajeene’ means. LOL!!!

    Hey Fausto, sorry about that. The link only shows up when I am logged in and didn’t happen to be when I put it up.

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