FOF #1559 – When Baby Chicks Become Scary Roosters
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During Easter in Latin American countries, flea markets sell crazy, technicolor baby chicks dyed in every color of the rainbow, and they always die. Well, most of them.
Like flushing an alligator down the toilet, some cute pets live to become urban monsters.
Tags: burger king, chickens, chicks, easter, mary j blige, perez hilton, tim tebow
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Looks to me that Perez has done some steroids. Notice the more gorilla like face, big nostrils, have in reports about steroid use.
I don’t know if it’s plastic surgery, steroids, make-up, or age, but Perez is giving me Carrot Top in the face. Not a good look. The fury abs are admirable, considering where he came from. Although those abs could easily be make-up or plastic surgery, I think he is probably on a really severe diet (no salt or carbs, low cal, etc.), plus maybe something like hydroxycut. You can tell he hasn’t built much muscle on his chest, so that’s why I say diet. People who are heavy most of their lives really have to shock their metabolism by denying sustenance to get those effects. He doesn’t necessarily look healthy, in my opinion. God knows why he has a career these days, but if I had the money I would definitely have a live-in personal chef and trainer. You can’t blame him for trying to transform himself.
That bodybuilding hypnosis tape sounds more like a sexual fetish from an out-of-shape guy rather than inspiration! Like those erotic stories about guys growing muscles overnight and morph videos.
Take it from the Egg Lady, someone who raised chickens: roosters have to learn to crow from other roosters, so raising one in isolation would give you a crow-less one (also, lonely!). Also, domestic hens lay eggs without roosters around all the time; it’s like menstruation for them. Pretty sure I mentioned all this in our old interview
That rooster grew up alone and it crowed loudly! Maybe it heard a rooster in the hood? The neighbors freaked out about this.
Wow, interesting! None of my cockerels ever crowed until after I took them to the county fair. (Yes, I was a hick, as well as a nerd, such a catch.) It’s possible I learned an old wives’ tale from my otherwise scientifically grounded 4-H education. Hens definitely DO lay eggs without roosters, though; they just obviously need roosters to lay fertile ones.