With all the Olympic hotties showcasing their talents right now, the world seems to be more turned by their sexy athletic bodies than their almost supernatural athletic abilities.
Perfect time for a little Olympic erotic fan fiction! Today the hilarious Deven Green, who has quite a filthy potty mouth, graces us with an original slash fiction story of ice skating champion Johnny Weir in a crazy tea room extravaganza.
Listen as Deven plays her new ukulele songs and fills in the blanks in our sexy mad libs game.
Plus–
What if all Olympic Sports were photographed like women’s volleyball?
Gold medal winning cutie Matthew Mitcham plays the “Family Guy” theme shirtless on YouTube.
An Olympic Rower denies have boner during his medal ceremony.
Scary phallic fish and eels from the Amazon.
And an in-depth discussion on happiness.


Johnny Weir Tells Elle Magazine He Was Targeted for Assasination
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