FOF #1639 – Good Vibrations
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Random orbital buffers, those vibrating appliances that people use to polish their cars, surprisingly, make a wonderful massage tool. Sounds kinky? The point is to get rid of the kinks!
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Another reason why Madonna was sued in Russia is because back in February, a new law was passed decreeing that it is illegal to talk about homosexual “propaganda” to minors. Publishing any gay material is illegal too I think. Later in the year the Moscow(i think it was Moscow) also ruled that there could be no more gay pride marches for another 110 years. I am sure that ruling is being fought against, so who knows where it’ll go.
idk, I think with some countries, especially when churches have a choke-hold on the government, things will never change or get better. Which disappoints me greatly since I have Russian/Ukrainian heritage(from my mothers side)I’m an atheist, but every year the family on my mother’s side goes down to San Francisco to celebrate Russian Orthodox Easter. Besides going to the midnight mass, we don’t make a huge religious spectacle out of it, it’s mostly about enjoying ourselves in San Fran, eating delicious Russian food you can only eat at Easter, plus it’s really the only time of the year I get to see my relatives. I am sure the church we go to is in full support of everything the Orthodox church does in Russia, and I don’t even want to think about where they donate their money to. So yeah, I do have a twinge of guilt over this entire debacle…
I don’t mind waiting in line, I usually enjoy to watch people how they slowly get mad and nervous while they are waiting. And sometimes it is a good chance to talk to a hot guy.
What happened to Pussy Riot is just sad. But after Russia passed that new anti gay law this year I assume things will get worse until dictator Putin is finally gone.
Massage Schools and their explanation as to why not to work directly on bones or on the spine. (In response as to why you shouldn’t use the buffer on anything but muscles and muscle cars)
1. It Hurts. Muscles give padding to nerves and working directly on the bone. Bones are connection points for Tendons to attach the muscle too and are highly sensitive. Also, do you really want to do direct vibration on a connection point? I
2. Don’t work directly on the spine unless you know what you are doing. Besides the spine having multiple protrusions for muscles to connect to (The Spinous Processor’s) so it will be more painful to work on them, but the spine protect the spinal cord which is not all that thick and is your telegraph line to telling your body parts to work. Do you really want to be doing major direct vibration on the spine / bones that are surrounding and bouncing around the spinal chard… I would think not.
Think of your spinal chord as your 2nd penis. and the spinal column as your protective condom. Don’t do anything to rip your condom or your dick.
Thanks for the info! That’s what I wanted to know.
For some reason my computers auto correct changed Spinal Chord to Spinal Chart / and Chard….
Marc or Fausto… if you can , please correct my postings spelling on that. Or perhaps future updated will let me be able to edit my postings. Thanks.
Eggs keep going back and forth as to if they are good for you or not. I keep eating them and am fine with them. Ignore the studies… as with anything…moderation is key to most stuff. So limit your eggs to 5 a day on average (even if you wish to kick out a few yolks) but I find the health benefits outweigh the rest of the concerns. Just like one is suppose to avoid fats and creams and rich foods… and yet Europeans eat all sorts of high fat stuff and stay skinny. It is the McDonalds and such that really kill your waist line.
I’m wondering why these studies persist on looking for health problems with eggs. You’d think there be a lot more studies examining artificial fats or foods we’ve introduced recently into human consumption, but instead we keep bashing on the egg.
The special ticket you were talking about to skip the lines at Disneyland (and WDW) is called “Fast Pass”. You get a ticket with a return time on it. You come back then and you will get a significantly shorter wait. Not all attractions have them, just the more popular ones.
As for the science of queue layout at Disney you are correct about that. But wouldn’t you rather wait in a queue with things to watch rather than just walking back and forth in between tight rows of railings?
And as for the picture of the listener wearing your Obama t-shirt in his underwear…thanks for the compliment. It was me.