More than usual, the Republican National Convention is a hot mess- they’ve picked a candidate no one’s excited about, their platform is from another century, and in his doddering speech, Clint Eastwood came off more like Dirty Diapers than Dirty Harry.
Today’s secret word is: SENILE.
If I were a Republican I’d ask for my money back.
Joining us is the reliably hilarious James Fritz, who can stuff two bananas in his mouth when nobody’s looking, no homo.
Listen as we talk about why everything that could go wrong is going wrong at the GOP convention. Maybe it’s the Florida heat or just the sheer stupidity.
Plus–
Madonna gets booed after being two and a half hours late to start her own concert, and then warns her audience not to get fat and lazy.
Condragulations to Sharon Needles, Logo just broke its promise of no more TV shows featuring gay people by signing up the spooky drag queen as a horror movie host.
Instaporn, people who take advantage of Instragram’s slow image moderation to post sexy pics.
And poor Kim Ramsey, after a spinal cord injury she started having over 100 orgasms every day. Too much of a good thing is never any good.
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