FOF #1658 – 75 Ridiculous Sex Acts Your Grandmother Wants You to Try

Fausto Fernós Sep 14, 2012 · 20031 views

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We’ve been told that our podcast is a lot like Cosmopolitan magazine, if it was written by bunch of drunk guys. But if you followed most of their sex advice, you’d put your partner in the hospital. What are these gals drinking? The hilarious Jeffrey Jay joins us to take a look at some of Cosmopolitan magazine’s most outrageous sex advice, which sounded like good ideas, until somebody got hurt.

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1. Fausto Fernós says:

   September 14, 2012 at 2:01 am

   Here’s a podcast sample of the show:

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2. xChickengirlx says:

   September 14, 2012 at 9:35 pm

   I don’t know what kinds of idiot women actually follow the advice sections from the Cosmo magazines. Pretty much every single woman/feminist I have come across on the internet absolutely abhors it. In fact, there is a meme on tumblr where people will post fake Cosmo sex tips such as: Cosmo sex tip #170
   When you both finish, wrap your hands around his penis, yell “THIS SEX…I LIKED IT…ANOTHER!!!” and snap his dick off.
   Cosmo sex tip #136
   In the middle of sex turn into a pterodactyl, dig your claws into his skin and fly out into the night sky while still humping him.
   Cosmo sex tip #221
   After a handjob, use the semen on your fingers to wipe across his forehead as you whisper, ‘Simba…’

   while I won’t defend Grey Poupon’s stupid marketing, you guys were incorrect about the ingredients lol. I had some Grey Poupon in the fridge, and compared it to two other brands of mustard I also had. They all had the 4 same basic ingredients: water, vinegar, salt, and mustard seeds. No HFC or fake mustard powder. They all taste the same. Also, if you are being health- conscious, it’s best to avoid ketchup and mayonnaise and just use mustard instead, since ketchup and mayo are full of sugar and fat.

   nice having Jeffrey on the show again!

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3. utgaydood1 says:

   September 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

   oh dear! My house and my hood are tightly-knit together – like the famed hood of spidey (toby macguire) where the houses are, like, three feet from each other. Nice day today, windows open – cleaning the house. Listening and laffing along to Cosmo Advice and anecdotes –
   …slowly realizing that the podcast was loud enough for the neighbors to hear —
   biting balls, magnum condoms, big dicked model boys thrusting their cocks into faustos tight hole ..

   .. needless to say I had to shut my windows!
   Painfully oblivious in Utah … my ignorance of the projection of the p-cast HOWEVER, on a good note:
   i think the neighbors have learned a thing or two about a thing or two .. !
   Ta and Mwah!

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