FOF #1686 – War on Halloween

The war on Christmas is just right wing propaganda trying to get boo-boo points into making us bible thumping zombie slaves, when in fact there is a very real attack always going towards Halloween.

Nobody is forcing anyone to eat candy, dress up in costume and slut it up, but somehow these miserable ghouls feel an urgency to try to shut down the holiday because it is an affront to their sensibilities.

And then there’s folks that will wish you Happy Halloween in May. Are they overdoing it? After all you can’t let the candle burn in the jack-o-lanterns all year.

Isn’t it about time Superman came out as gay? He can shoot rainbows, just like President Obama.

Joining us today is comedian Brian Sweeney, to take a look at why the attack on Halloween is bi-partisan, from tea-partiers claiming the holiday is socialist, since you give out free candy to kids to liberal college students launching awareness campaigns against some costumes because they are racist.

Join us for this and all the hot news-

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