If you like James Franco as a genetic scientist, then you probably loved Denise Richards as young American nuclear physicist, Dr. Christmas Jones, working to dismantle nuclear warheads in “The World is Not Enough.” It would be nice to see Franco in a movie that didn’t involve drugs, and still I rise.

“Rise of the Planet of the Honey Badgers” opens this August!

We summed it up to the fact that’s he’s rich, famous and therefore just like the Honey Badger, “James Franco don’t care! James Franco don’t give a shit!!” We thought “Honey Badger” went into hiberanation, until head Oscar writer Bruce Vilanch shoved a stick in his hole by telling NY Mag: “He [James] has so many balls in the air, he didn’t get to town ’til Thursday before the show on Sunday. I don’t think he realized how big a deal it is to do it until he was actually confronted with it. The only people who know how to host those shows are people who get up onstage every night and say, ‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. A funny thing happened… or people like Bette [Midler] who get up and sing all night and tell stories.’ But he didn’t get there.”

So naturally, James Franco, the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger responsed by tweeting: “Bruce, he let me down.” Along with the attached photo, that looks like one of Perez Hilton’s preschool art projects, mocking Bruce Vilanch and Bette Midler (GASPS)!

There you have it folks: The Honey Badger just does what it wants! It doesn’t give a shit! Bruce Vilanch insists James wasn’t high during the show and told NY Mag he straight up asked Franco as much.

TO RECAP: We’re gay, you’re gorgeous, therfore we love you James Franco. But Bruce Vilanch is a legend, show some respect! Lastly, and most importantly, we can’t have anyone talking shit about Bette Midler.

And P.S. In case you missed it, James Franco, check out our “Big Gay Oscar Podcast.”

(Spoiler Alert) You sucked.

James Franco learned to write from Perez Hilton.

James Franco is mad at his newspaper fro running an op-ed piece that says “James Franco, your Twitter sort of sucks.“

James Franco don’t care. Honey Badger don’t give a shit.

One of the greatest moments from our podcast on the 2011 Oscars was when blogger Joe Fitrzyk described James Franco as the new honey badger, because he doesn’t give a sh*t. Why did James Franco look so disinterested in the whole affair?

Here’s some insight from video blogger Randall’s viral video. He could be talking about James Franco or the honey badger.

Little does the honey badger know it’s been stung. Meanwhile the poisonous venom is seeping through his body and he passes out. Look at that sleepy f*ck. Now the honey badger will pass out for a few minutes, and then it’s going to get right back up and start eating all over again, cause it’s a hungry little bastard. As if nothing happened.

Joe Fitrzyk join us to take a closer look at The King\'s Speech and 2011 Oscars.

Hear ye, hear ye! The historical drama, “The King’s Speech,” about how King George VI overcame a debilitating stutter to rally the British Empire on the eve of war was crowned Best Picture at this year’s Academy Awards.

The film also won for Best Actor and Best Director mainly because members of the Academy can identify strongly with people whose main job is to make the elite look and sound good. It’the showbiz world congratulating themselves on how they make the world a better place.

Most people weren’t very happy with Oscar co-host James Franco’s disaffected tone throught the evening and his drag moment was not Black Swan like we expected, it wasn’t even Mrs. Swan but it was more like Rudy Giuliani. Is Marylin the only drag mainstream America can handle?

James, sashay away.

Wake up Bruce! They need you.

Did The King’s Speech’s openly gay director Tom Hooper choose his set based on the earlier gay adult film Snookered ?

Great fashion moments and the hottest guys in tight fitting tuxes.

Why is Hollywood mad at Cher?

Can Kirk Douglas be blamed for Melissa Leo’s F-bomb?

Natalie Portman’s Triple Win with Black Swan

And gay moments you may have missed.

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James Franco gets worked on by his Oscar co-host Anne Hathaway.

Does it seem like everyone’s tired at this years Oscars? Here’s a backstage tweet photo by James Franco with Billy Crystal and Anne Hathaway, and of course Oprah had to photobomb them.

Honestly we were hoping Oprah would have screamed “Everyone wins an Oscar!!! Look under your seats!! You get an award, you get an award…” Oprah looked fabulous, but she forgot to scream out the winner’s name. Maybe she charges extra for that.

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Underwhelming James Franco in drag at the Oscars

UPDATE! Here’s a better one:

Girlfriend needs to tuck.

Here you have it folks. Like we predicted and head-writer Bruce Vilanch teased us about, James Franco dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. Very nice! Still, of all the Hollywood icons he could have chosen, they went for the single most obvious choice. I’ll post better photos when they go up later tonight here.

James Franco looks hot in just about anything, why not dress him up in Natalie Portman’s Black Swan drag?

I think Mayor Rudy Giuliani pulled it off better at the 2000 Mayor’s Inner Circle Press Roast.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

For over two decades comedian Bruce Vilanch has written some of the best received Academy Awards shows. Although the writing process starts months in advance he really shines when he’s in the hot seat, coming up with funny things for the hosts to say as the show unfolds live.

This isn't James Franco's first time in drag. He sure makes sucking on his fingers look purty.

Why can’t Cher catch a break?

Listen as Bruce takes us inside the Oscars, his best and worst Oscar memories, and how he still might be able to get James Franco to dress up in drag!

Plus:

James Franco posts his own off-key rendition of Cher’s “You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me.”

a bizarre Oscars message from Shirley Phelps, the matriarch of the Wesboro Baptist Church

Is Anne Hathaway chemistry with James Franco just a reprise of her oscar nominated role in Brokeback Mountain?

Why the Golden Globes will never be the Oscars.

And Bruce shares his insights on why, after all these years, people still love the Oscars.

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Eager to give the people what they want, James Franco put out his own cover of Cher’s song.

We’re talking to Brice Vilanch who writes the Oscar Awards in just a few minites so look for further commentary from him on this subject on tomorrow’s show.

Ugly never looked so beautiful.

Is that really the real real James Franco on twitter? Here’s my video response to James Franco’s sinister sounding video announcing his “real” Twitter, Facebook, page and so on.

All those other ones are impostors.

James Franco has joined Twitter and he wants you to know he’s for real.

The whole idea has been scrapped because the Academy decided not to nominate Cher’s Burlesque movie for anything, not even best song. So she won’t be going, and James Franco won’t be in drag, wearing Bob Mackie. It’s so sad, because both of them have the abs to pull an outfit like that off.

Here’s my mock-up of what could have been.

Honestly it could have gone either way.

When will we see a guy show up to the Oscars in drag?

Aaron Tveit and James Franco as Peter Orlovsky and Allen Ginsburg in Howl

Come out, come out, wherever you are! Today is National Coming Out Day, where everyone is encouraged to, as Macy Gray likes to put it, “express what is taboo in you, and share yo’ freak with the rest of us, ’cause it’s a beautiful thang.”

Peter Orlovsky and Allen Ginsburg back in the 1960s. They spent their entire lives together.

“Won’t somebody think of the children” switches political ideologies as the nation finally turns its focus to the struggle of gay youth. In Chicago, over 450 folks attended the candlelight vigil honoring nine teens that committed suicide due to homophobic bullying. What will it take to keep young people from taking their own lives and transform the quality of life for everyone in our nation’s schools?

No this isn't the last guy you hooked up with online. It's pop star Aaron Carter trying to get the attention of blogger Perez Hilton. Works for me!

Is Tea Bagger Christine O’Donnell just a Hobbit from Middle Earth?

Perez Hilton launches a new fitness blog.

Aaron Carter shows off his muscular body to Perez Hilton on Twitter.

Facebook co-founders give $170K to the pro-pot measure in California.

And might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.

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From the new movie, here’s James Franco as Alan Ginsberg reading the famous poem “Howl.”

Thanksgiving has come and gone, but we’re stuck with a fridge full of delicious food, the only problem is it’s all TURKEY.

What do you do with leftovers when the holidays have come and gone? You can really only eat so much Turkey Tetrazinni.

On today’s show our good friend blogger Michael “too legit to quit” Lehet joins us to talk about the movie, Milk, starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, the first openly gay publicly elected official.

Will Sean Penn get an Oscar nod? Why didn’t we see James Franco’s prosthetic penis? And which famous San Francisco drag queen was chewing gum during a pivotal scene?

The aftermath of the last election leaves many queer people in this country feeling anxious and that little has changed since the 1970s. It can feel like we’ve not come a long way, baby.

But the greatest atrocity this week was Rosie Live, Rosie O’Donnell’s attempt at reviving the television variety show was dead on arrival. Why Rosie, why? We love the 70s variety show genre and we hope someone else can revive it. Please don’t let Rosie be the last nail in the coffin. Create your own podcast sidekick with the virtual Rosie (Riding the Bus with My Sister) soundboard.

The fabulous fundraiser- World of Chocolate happens this Wednesday Dec 3, in Chicago will Michael find his true love at this delicious event?

Join us as we talk about why John Barrowman is always welcome on the Feast of Fools and why Boy George isn’t. Plus, dangerous boobs, gay penguins and prehistoric marijuana found in an ancient tomb. We wonder if can you smoke it?

The canary in the cave mine of crazy- Feast of Fools.

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His icy pose was one of my favorites of the day as it perfectly captures this sensuous stud in all his arrogance and beauty. I’m guessing by the star of David on his left pec and the semitic looking word that he’s probably Jewish. Does anyone know what’s written on his right pec? I’m sure its something like “peace,” “love” or “worship me.”

On today’s show our lovable pal Justin who bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Daniel Radcliffe (known for playing Harry Potter) joins us to mostly laugh at our corny jokes and talk about his travels in France. What’s the gay scene in Paris like? Are all the guys in the The City of Lights short?

Sex is on the menu today! It’s the oldest joke and profession and now scientists in Australia have found evidence of the world’s oldest creatures to engage in the act. Paleontology never was so erotic. Whoo. It seems when it comes to the birds and the bees that the tube worms did it first some 500 million years ago.

Last week actor James Franco appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about an upcoming movie, but seemed way more interested in talking about Milk and his experience in wearing a prosthetic wang during nude love scenes with co-star Sean Penn. A transcript of the interview sounded almost like a steamy romantic novel. Yeow!

James spoke about his experience- ” I go over to Sean and I guess he didn’t know I was wearing a prosthetic. You are such a great actor. You wouldn’t do a scene like this if they asked . You wouldn’t dive into the pool naked,’ and he said, not knowing I was wearing a prosthetic, ‘Well James, if I was built like you, I would.’

I’m am shocked. I had no idea that prosthetic wieners are now standard in Hollywood.

Bats in the belfry might mean death as real-life vampire bats are actually killing people Venezuela. No, they aren’t sucking the poor victims dry but rather they infecting them with rabies, which is hard to cure if it goes untreated early on. Maybe a bad case of rabies explains President Chavez’s odd behavior.

The Dog Cloning lady might be crazier than we thought and the cloning of her beloved pit bull named Booger may be just the tip of the iceberg of insanity. It’s alleged that the one time beauty queen held her former Mormon lover captive and forced him to have sex with her until he promised to marry her. Once she released him, he reported her to the police and she was arrested. She fled the jurisdiction and has been on the lamb ever since. I’m guessing that this lady has an obsession problem.

Please go see a dentist! Okay? Don’t make me come over to where you are and drag your ass to see a dentist. If you haven’t seen a dentist in six months, you’ve waited too long.

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Thursday, August 14, 2008 • 7-10pm
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Meet Fausto Fernós, Marc Felion and Peaches Christ unmasked!
Thursday, August 21, 2008 • 7-10pm
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