With a little photo manipulation, the slime can be made to look like something else.

Too much of a good thing is no good.

I've had dreams, I've had nightmares like this.

I don’t think most kids get the “You Can’t Do That On Television” reference. On the popular 80s syndicated TV show whenever someone didn’t know the answer to the question, they got covered in slime. The same thing happened whenever they said they were thirsty, or said the word honey, water, sweet. You get the idea.

Thankfully nobody ever said “gee whiz.”

Baby, baby, baby oohh.

–Thanks to Dustin for the photo.

Atta girl.

While campaigning outside Pittsburgh, GOP frontrunner Rick Perry attended a picnic at St Francis of Assisi Catholic Church in Oil City where he enjoyed a foot long corndog while touring the fabulous reproduction of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel.

– Thanks Steven for the submission.

Just stumbled across this hilarious and sexy edited version of a Star Trek audio book, narrated by Zachary Quinto, who allegedly is gay in real life.

Listen as Spock boldy goes where no man has gone before as he falls in love with his Captain Kirk. If all audio books were this sexy!

- Source

forever alone?

Google has no love for me- forever alone.

If you search OMG and LOL you get lots of results on Google but if you search ♥ , the heart initialism, there aren’t any search results which I’m sure will reinforce the Forever Alone Guy’ mindset “I searched for ♥ on Google and nothing came up- forever alone”

OMG first appears in a 1917 personal letter and LOL dates to 1960, though it used to mean “little old lady” and not “laugh out loud.”

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We’re so excited for the up and coming sequel “Girls Will Be Girls 2012″ with the original cast Evie Harris, Miss Coco Peru and Varla Jean Merman. They managed to raise the funds online, and they are back and funnier than ever.

Check out this hilarious video with as the Damiana Garcia (a Katie Couric on crack) as she talks to the gals from a very green, scummy pool in L.A.

Must resist making a joke here– “My new Firefox plugin helps to clean up Windows.”

Everyone’s rocking with Irv and Pat from the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who are becoming a viral superstars in their senior years. Probably intended to be a recording of The Time Machine Band’s performance at the Winstar Casino in Dallas, it’s not the musicians that got noticed.

Just goes to prove you’re never to old to have fun.

As seen on the “Around the Net” segment on G4′s Attack of the Show and in the grand style of the Olsen Twins’ slow motion “Pizza” video, I present to you…Paula Deen. You’re welcome.

WARNING NOT SAFE FOR WORK! O Tannenbaum! There’s something truly wonderful about Paul Potts,the Fart Flautist, who flutes fabulous songs with his farts.

Seasons Greetings from the TSA better known as “Total Sexual Assault.”

A good use of your tax dollars for military training, here’s an awesome video of some guys taping their friend peeing in infrared. At 0:23 he flips the bird to the camera.

All right girls! Stevie Wonder is blind, so lets dance like we’re all deaf.

Honestly, I’m not sure what they were thinking, but the disjointed dancing happening on this video is so bad, it’s almost offensive. Lucky for them, Stevie couldn’t see what they were doing. Why is the blond girl in the front doing whatever she feels like doing? Take that tambourine away from her.

Fortunately, the joyful spirit of “Once in My Life” saves the day.

– From Patlantica

If you act now, she’ll throw in Haumer, her man-servant, to carry all your crap for you!

Quite possibly the best interview video ever made. Well, at least the best interview video of the Westboro Baptist Church ever made.

“If a man dressed as a woman has sex with a guy with a vagina, can they still get into heaven…or are they already there?”

Here are a few of  my favorite quotes:

“…the atrocities of the Third Reich weren’t committed by the Gestappo or the SS, but by the far more savage ‘pink shirts’ during their viscious ‘Glitz-Kriegs.” -Jason Jones

“So, that which you hate the most, you secretly are.” -Jason Jones

They say there is a gay agenda. Well, maybe we should be worried about the evil cat agenda! Don’t believe me? Check out Cats That Look Like Hitler.

Thanks to Jenna from BarStoolSports.com, we now know how to trick people into thinking we are good looking! Buffalo Bill, who you may remember as the guy from Silence of the Lambs who wanted to make a fat girl skin gown, attempted these easy steps to no avail. Ok, so maybe its not ACTUALLY Buffalo Bill, but he sure looks like it!

Ever wondered if giraffes fight, and how they do it? Here’s your answer. Thanks Daniel Tosh!

Do you ever have those awkward run-ins with people you don’t want to run into?  So does Princess Leia. Thanks, Improv Everywhere!

While you’re at it, check out Marc & Fausto’s interview with Alex Scordelis of Improv Everywhere.

“Karen” wows a small bar of Karaoke enthusiasts.

“If you were born really ugly, there’s steps you can take to be really good looking…kind of.”

One of three things is happening here, or if we’re lucky it’s all three.

1. This man is on all the world’s drugs at once
2. He has more gay pride than all of San Francisco
3. He is a rainbow fetishist.

UPDATE 7/9/2010 9:00pm:  HE SPEAKS!

We’re so rooting for Zach Anner, a comedian from Austin, Texas who does a regular travel video blog on YouTube and describes his physical condition as the “sexiest form of cerebral palsy.”

Zach wins over just about everyone with his incredible charm as he pokes gentle fun at them from his motorized wheelchair.

Although he was for a while the favorite in Oprah’s “Your OWN Show” contest, he was suddenly overtaken by other contestants including, Dr. Phyllis, who got more than 300,000 votes in less than 20 minutes and 600,000 within an hour, prompting many to question whether the network, or even Winfrey herself, had played a part in goosing the contest’s numbers.

Never mind that such internet celebrity making online news communities like 4chan, Reddit and Digg have all rooted for their millions of users to vote for him. Why won’t Oprah let Zach win?

It doesn’t matter if Zach has “The Secret” or not, since he’s obviously won the hearts and minds of millions of people online and will probably get a career out of all this regardless if he wins or loses.

If Lady Gaga is “Mother Monster,” is he “Grandfather Monster?”

It’s pride at Castle Grayskull this weekend!

Who will win?!?!  Watch and find out!

You may remember Jackie Hoffman from her slightly disgruntled interview with Marc & Fausto a while back for her role in The Adams Family Musical. She’s now trying her hand at something equally frightening.