Here’s a religious celebration we can all come together on: beer. This Christmas, why not replace every single decoration in your home with sweet delicious beer?
Naturally, many uptight Christians are upset by the image on Buzzfeed and Cakehead Loves Evil.
But why does this offend them? It’s not like they aren’t drinking booze in their churches. I think a manger made from beer makes a lot of sense and actually seems sincere. What offends me is they didn’t use “Lite” beer, with everybody watching their weight nowadays. Would wine have been more appropriate?
What does it mean to “respect” someone’s religion? Part of our religious beliefs is to laugh at other people’s religious beliefs.
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Amen!
It’s better than not having a manger at all, right?
This is soooooo classic.
Also I know some people who work in the church. When they do the wine and body of christ deal, they are hoping they have a big turn out. WHY???? Because that wine is blessed and you can’ t poor Chrit’s blood down the drain. The priests have to drink it… heaven forbid (no pun inteneded) they have to down 1/2 a bottle of Chrit’s blood when its 18% proof.
I agree, wasting wine is a sin.
Nothing says holidays like a bar full of booze. The manger is a bit shabby tho. A nativity scene has nothing to do with Christ’s birth because even the most educated biblical historians will tell you that Christ was visited by the wise men (the Magi) almost a year after his birth. I’m catholic and I think it’s hilarious. A friend once replaced a baby Jesus in a church nativity scene with a smoked ham. Mmm ! Ham.
I am offended, there is no good wine or champagne!