We all agree the new “Wonder Woman” costume is a catastrophe. A betrayal of the years we’ve spent together and I’m this close to making the shows creator, David E. Kelly, sleep on the couch tonight.
But I’m sick of problems, I want solutions! “If it means interfering in an ensconced, outdated system, to help just one woman…I’m willing to accept the consequences.”
Let’s get back on track in 3 easy steps: 1. Blame men for all of your problems 2. Admit you look like a whore and you’re not leaving the house like that 3. Dress like a Queen if you want to attract a King
And I brought visual aids!
Fig.1 Blame the men
Fig. 2 Identify your flaws
Fig. 3 Class it up a notch
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Nice solutions, Joe.
Thanks Ryan! They don’t call me “Fix it Fitrzyk!” for nothin!
“I think she looks fabulous. It’s a new look and, jeez, her body looks fantastic. You know, I’m very sensitive to the fact that she will be compared,” Carter said. “There’s no getting around it. It is what it is. I would hope that people would cut her some slack. I’m sure there will be people who say she looks better than me and like her better than me—and that’s also fine,” she continued. “I want this story to be told again. I’m really excited. I can’t wait to see it.” And yes, Carter says, they’ve already talked about her making an appearance. “It’s not out of the question,” she said. “It would be great!”
TRANSLATION: I still own everything! Debra Winger tried to steal my thunder once, and we know how that ended, she got cancer in “Terms of Endearment.” And P.S. Call me David E. Kelley, I hear you like older chicks, I’m still the best.
“Very soft. Very moist. Very wet. And I think that’s…very wonderful.”
Genius. Comedy -Genius-. LMAO.
It’s really a cry for help.
“We all agree”? Really?
http://www.feastoffun.com/topics/news-rumors/2011/03/25/wonder-woman-finds-her-steve-trevor/
***UPDATE: WONDER WOMAN FINDS HER STEVE TREVOR!!!***
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/nol_showbiz/1250833/See-topless-pictures-of-Wonder-Woman-actress-Palicki-playing-Diana-Themyscira.html
Wonder Woman topless? Check please!!