Yikes! Severed Head of Patron Saint of Genital Diseases and Disorders is Up for Sale

The severed head of St Vitalis of Assisi is up for sale and there’s no telling how much this head, that was last alive in 1370 will fetch at market.

Vitalis was a good time boy who had a lot of sexy fun but then he turned into a hermit. What a party pooper. He is said to cure genital problems though.

I hope someone buys it and says “I have a genital disorder – I don’t get enough head.”

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