Europe’s Penis Size Map

Now I know where to take a vacation!

This beautiful map of penis sizes was created by the AlphaDesigner blog, who writes that the world hasn’t always been so obsessed with cock sizes and that in Ancient Greece, people preferred a small uncut penis.

Doing further research on the matter, I discovered a dedicated Wikipedia article which claims that not all cultures were obsessed with size. In fact, the article says, in Ancient Greece, people preferred a small uncut penis. That explains pretty well why their nude statues are so modest in that area. Nobody really knows when exactly Western civilization switched to the current supersize-mania but a quote from the Bible may give you a hint:

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. (Ezekiel 23:18–20)

I love it when the Bible talks about cock sizes, don’t you?

This map reveals a lot more than penis size, since the study didn’t actually measure men’s wangs but trusted them to report their own measurements in centimeters, not internet inches.

Yeah, because a guy has never ever lied about his cock size to anyone.

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