Lucas Entertainment’s Monster Cocks Calendar Gets Shitty Review on Amazon

Dec 27, 2011 · 63368 views

I don’t know who buys calendars anymore but you got to love this one star review on Amazon for the Monster Cocks calendar.

One Star Review:
“I knew when I bought the calendar that part of the photo was below the fold. Unfortunately, several of the cocks cut across the fold ruining the view. The calendar at the bottom is OK, but not big enough to add notes or appointments. I would not recommend this calendar to a friend.”

Thanks Blair!

    Comments

  1. Andy says:

    hmm, a fabulous Feast of Fun calender would probably sell well.

    • Polo Drew says:

      That would be hot.

      So lets play a game, who would be featured in each month?

      I’ll start, the cover would have to be Fausto and Marc. Probably fighting for the best cover spot. Nude, of course, but tasteful.

  2. Polo Drew says:

    I love this review, Justin cuts right to what matters. He seems to be a real calendar art lover — or is it just the c* shots he loves ;) I followed the link to view all his reviews, he has some good critique of the others for those that still buy calendars. I have this vision of 100 nude calendars lining the wall of his apartment.

  3. Alec says:

    BTW, did you see the other review by “Kaylyn”?

    “Well at least taking pics of cocks is better suited to George Lucas’ talent. Hopefully he’ll stick to this and stop ruining Star Wars, and Indiana Jones.”

    If a parody, not bad – if serious, a total hoot!

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