3 B33R QU33R
You say you dig that pussy thing
Just forgot to wear your wedding ring
Didn’t know this bar was gay
You don’t mind so you stay
Only took a single drink
To start you staring at my dink
When you downed that second shot
You hand appeared on my cock
Never been with a guy
It’s something you might like to try
You’re tipsy and not thinking straight
When will your inhibition break?
Your third beer is what you’re sipping
You like my ass, you must be tripping
Pretend that you’re too drunk to stand
Ask me to lend a helping hand
Your house is so far away
My place is close- you wanna stay
Just to sleep no funny stuff
It’s cool if I sleep in the buff
Damn, that’s potent alcohol
You don’t feel like yourself at all
Do I work out? How big is my chest?
Maybe you could see the rest
My skin looks soft, you’d like to feel
Your fantasy’s becoming real
What’s it like to give head?
You wanna know- come to my bed
Does your woman know you’re here?
Does she know you’re a three beer queer?
Will she meet your special friend?
That boy you sexed at this night’s end