Bought Myself a Fancy Present, Darlins

Hi there, darlins. Had to share somethin’ that just happened to me.

Over Christmas (which, by the way, NO ONE thanked me for my thoughtful gifts!) I decided to buy myself a new slav… um… I HIRED a new servant. You can never have too many. Anyway, I hired myself a new servant that I named Patricia. I call her Patty if she is bein’ good.

Patricia does all the cleanin’ that I couldn’t force onto Molly. Surprising, I know, because Molly can be forced to do a whole lotta things! HAHA.

Patricia doesn’t do the best job, but she’s learnin’. Yesterday I taught her that, yes, her hair DOES make the best scrub brush and she’s pickin’ up faster than I thought. Also, she learned that a pretty bra and lacy pannies make a better uniform that you would expect. Doesn’t get in the way like a dress and an ugly old apron. And I, of course, inspect every job she does with my eyes, my hands, and sometimes even my lips.

This mornin’ the most shockin’ thing happened to me. After a delicious pilates workout, I was walkin’ up the marble staircase of my GORGEOUS penthouse when I heard giggles comin’ out of the bedroom. There was Patricia in MY feminine La Perla underthings. The new ones, too! And she came THIS CLOSE to bein’ called Patty! Not for a while comin’, little Miss!

Why, I spanked her little bottom until it was throbbin’ red. I didn’t want to do it (I DID!) but she had it comin’ and she has to learn. First I paddled her with my hand, and then I paddled her with a fluffy, pink feather. I find people can learn somethin’ more meaningful from an experience if it is followed tickles. Also, she is not allowed to wear her unform for a whole month! Sorry darlin’… my penthouse, my rules!

Remember that darlins, especially if you are lucky enough to get an invite to my New Year’s Eve party.

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