Malawi to Outlaw Farting

The nation of Malawi plans on criminalizing passing gas. So who is going to pay for it when he who supplied it, denies it? Probably the dog.

According to the Daily Mail-

The government of Malawi plans to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult – and may lead to miscarriages of justice as ‘criminals’ attempt to blame others for their offence.

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