Yep, they were booty bumping. Thanks to a reader of Queerty, someone’s managed to leak a photo of the two guys who recently got arrested on the island of Dominica for having sex on their balcony, on the port side while the ship was docked.
It’s just a matter of time before this becomes the plot of a porn film, or these two guys get hired to be in one. Daddy likes to be on top! Obviously someone needed binoculars to see these guys, as even a digital photo doesn’t reveal as much as this sexy sasquatch photo:
The lesson here is, don’t travel to anti-gay destinations, whether or not you’re prone to boning on your balcony. And if you’re bigfoot, don’t get caught humping a log.