Kevin Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers, pop stars infamous for being abstinence advocates said at a press conference in New York he was unimpressed by his first sexual exprience, just days after getting married.
Kevin Jonas: “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait… After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”
When reporters asked Kevin if his wife agreed with his assesment, Kevin remarked, “That’s what she said.” Huh?
I have some insight why the sex wasn’t all that good, maybe because he’s secretly gay? Maybe he’s like Paula Poundstone and asexual?
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My advice, get a divorce and try something new.
it’s probably because his wife didnt have a penis.
Well, after getting slipped the sausage from Joe and Nick all these years, a vag is probably pretty underwhelming.