Jonas Brother Underwhelmed by First Sexual Experience

Dec 27, 2009 · 9352 views

kevin-jonas.0.0.0x0.276x276Kevin Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers, pop stars infamous for being abstinence advocates said at a press conference in New York he was unimpressed by his first sexual exprience, just days after getting married.

Kevin Jonas: “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait… After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”

When reporters asked Kevin if his wife agreed with his assesment, Kevin remarked, “That’s what she said.” Huh?

I have some insight why the sex wasn’t all that good, maybe because he’s secretly gay? Maybe he’s like Paula Poundstone and asexual?

–From the Huffington Post.

    Comments

  1. Andy says:

    My advice, get a divorce and try something new.

  2. webby686 says:

    it’s probably because his wife didnt have a penis.

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