Dear Blank Please Blank

This is Ryan with 300 words (or less) to make your Monday a little less taxing with a hilarious website I was shown by a friend.

Dear 2012,
No pressure, but it’s all up to you now.
Sincerely, Y2K

Dear Sleep,
You should offer a rollover minutes plan.
Sincerely, Exhausted Student.

Dear Ghostbusters,
I was taking care of ghosts long before you guys came along.
Sincerely, Pac-Man.

Dear Rihanna,
Umbrella only has three syllables, not eleven.
Sincerely, the English Dictionary

These and many more await at the perfect website for short jokes & procrastination: http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/.

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