Stuff White People Like

This is Ryan with 300 words (or less) to make your Monday a little less taxing

-with one of my favorite blogs.

One day at work a friend found me typing away on my Mac computer. He told me “Ryan, you are so white!” Asking why, he showed me that Apple Products were #40 on the Full List of What White People Like from the hilarious blog stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. Here is an excerpt from #88: Having Gay Friends.

If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.

Gay friends are an essential part of a white person’s all-star diversity roster. But they are always on the lookout for the ultimate friend; a gay minority.

It is generally accepted that a gay black friend with a child is considered a once in a lifetime opportunity – like a quarterback who can pass, run, kick, and play linebacker. White people will crawl over each other for the opportunity to claim this person as a friend and add them to their roster of diversity.

Once a white person has told you about their gay friends, it is recommended that you say “I wish more people were like you,” every few months.

If you follow this simple rule, you should be able to maximize all benefits of white friendship including assistance in moving and free drinks.

To see the other 133 things that made the list or to find out more on blogger/author Christian Lander, click on the link below. Personal favorites include #101: Being Offended, #40: Apple Products & #1: Coffee.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

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