Kombucha Wars Return!

Mar 18, 2011 · 4806 views

Kombucha Wars have made their way back into the headlines as predicted on FOF #1319 – Trends And Predictions for 2011 with Marsian.

“2010 was a timultous time for Kombucha and its drinkers. By the second quarter, rumours circulated the internet that Lindsay Lohan‘s SCRAM bracelet went off due to the popular beverage causing large supermarkets chains like Whole Foods to pull Kombucha from its shelves. By the summer, motivated by scarcity, kombucha lovers were stocking up with no end in site. People were brewing it in their homes (secretly in Kombucha-meth labs). I was ready to have friends ship me a mother strain in the mail. Then by the third quarter, Kombucha was reintroduced into the market place. Much to the chagrin of Kombucha enthusiasts the trace amounts of alcohol had been removed. I remember that day, because everyone in my yoga class applauded at first, but then groaned when they learned about the missing alcohol content. Now I am hearing that Erewhon in Los Angeles is carrying Kombucha with the trace amounts of alcohol in it but you need to be over 21 with an id to purchase.” – Marsian

Read more about the trials and tribulations of Lindsay Lohan on TMZ.

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