It’s being reported that Guy Ritchie said “Shalom” to his foreskin to please his ex-wife Madonna. Karen Berg, a spiritual adviser to Madonna, reports that Ritchie underwent the surgeon’s knife to adhere to the Material Girl’s Kabbalah beliefs, according to New York magazine.
Berg, who co-founded the modern Kabbalah Centre in L.A. is reported to have said that Madonna: ‘keeps a kosher home, she observes Shabbat, she circumcised her son and had her [ex-] husband circumcised.’
Madonna is said to have heard about Kabbalah for the first time at a dinner party in Los Angeles while pregnant with her daughter Lourdes. And in an article published in Israeli’s biggest daily newspaper, Yediot Ahronot in 2009, the star described being introduced to Kabbalah at a time when “Something was missing in my life. Being ‘Rich and Famous’ wasn’t going to bring me lasting fulfillment…”
Now, sadly, something is missing in Ritchie’s life: about 2 inches. YIKES! Thanks Sarah Fitzmaurice for the tip!


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LOL!
Madonna’s Internal Monologue
I wonder if he framed it or put it in his baby book?
Autsch…