PHOTOS: Perez Hilton Has a Baby, Nanny Soon to Hang Herself

Feb 27, 2013 · 49758 views

Mario Lavanderia, better known to the world as entertainment blogger Perez Hilton just announced on his own blog that he’s now the proud father of a healthy baby boy.

For someone known for breaking tame gossip about celebrities, Perez is keeping very tight lipped about his new son. No word on how this magical child was conceived, but we think his name is Damien and he was probably born of a jackal at midnight.

In the only official photo, it looks like Perez gave birth to the baby himself. Maybe these are the end times. Thank god we didn’t know about his pregnancy before the Mayan Apocalypse.

Here’s a parenting tip for Perez: don’t hang any plants off the second floor balcony while your son is playing on his tricycle.

Since there aren’t any other photos available, here are some devil baby pics for you to enjoy.

Hope the kid is more like this:

What an adorable baby devil! Who is the little destroyer of worlds? You are!

Than this:

All babies are a little fussy when they are teething.

    Comments

  1. Michael says:

    OH GOD!!! It is the end of times!!!!

    Congrats to him though….no more clubbing for him!

  2. Marc Felion says:

    It’s all for you Damien.

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