Romney Condoms for Your Elite Member

A sure fire boner killer but funny nonetheless-

The Romney condom’s pitch:

Despite Mitt’s Inability To Stick To A Position, Romney Condoms Are Great For ANY Position.

Who’s the Romney Condom for? Anyone with an elitist penis.

Features and Benefits:
1- Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them.
2- This is one “safety net” that doesn’t have any holes.
3- Keeps unemployment low by preventing additions to the work force.

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