You heard that the Muppets cut their with Chick-Fil-A over the company’s policy of donating money to anti-gay hate groups? Now here’s the fast food company’s lame response. They’re issuing a recall over safety issues, since there were some reports of children getting their fingers stuck in the holes of the puppets.”
Sure they were, the finger that got stuck was their middle finger.

Do not piss off Miss Piggy



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This may be of little interest to most, but down here in Bolivia, where I live, President Evo Morales was quoted last year as claiming that eating (hormone-laden) chicken turns otherwise straight men – gay. He also stated that Coca-Cola is best used to unstop clogged toilets. Of course he offered no facts to substantiate his assertions, but as we all know, in this debate – facts are irrelevant. In any case, the thought that consuming Chick-Fil-A products is increasing the gay population in the U.S. far outweighs any anti-same-sex-marriage rhetoric that Dan Cathy can spew out. So – boycotting Chick-Fil-A ends up being counter-productive. We should be encouraging all straight men to eat as much as they can, especially the hot ones! I hope the Muppets get back on the bandwagon soon. And this does beg the question about Cathy’s orientation, assuming (s)he eats lots of his/her own chicken. Irony lives on! I’m lovin’ it!!