Hey boys! Tired of those flabby pecs and tiny arms? Well say “goodbye” to the flab and “hello” to the fab with the brand new Shake Weight!
“After 30-45 seconds… I was already covered in sweat,” says satisfied Shake Weight customer David Brackett from Long Beach, CA. Well David, after about 30-45 seconds of watching you, I was covered in sweat too. Rawr!
So call now and order your very own masturbation simulator… err… I mean Shake Weight today for the low, low price of $29.99! Operators are standing by!
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What a gimmick!
HAHA ok I watched the Video in Caribou Coffee and felt embarrassed, almost like I was watching porn in public.
Notice how its only “for men.”
What a great tool!
Avaible for women too!
Allready gone in 15-40 seconds? Foreplay amateurs.
Dynamic inertia! Now that’s an oxymoron for you. . . Let’s dynamic inertia it away! ! !
So when is the FoF parody of this one?
Hilarious!
Listening to it again, I didn’t realize how hysterical the hunky Aussie’s dialogue is in the middle there:
“It’s an all-over workout. You’re breathing… your arms pumping… it’s awesome! I haven’t had a pump like this in a long time!”
LOL
I wonder if it works better if you’re working your abs on the Hula chair
Gack, where is the edit function when I need one? I meant to say I wonder if it works better if you do this shake weight and the hula chair at the same time.