According to the chakras, green is the integrator of opposites so on today’s green color themed videos I’ve chosen clips that may be opposite but still have that “green” thing in common. I’m going to let you decide how they compare. The person with the best answer will win a Feast of Fools tshirt. Offer ends Saturday. I’m not paying for postage outside the U.S.
1 “Grazin in the Grass”
2 “Cutting The Grass”
3 “Wrestler Green Bulge”
4 “Standing Green Underwear Belly Play”
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5 “Green Room”
6 “The Sexy Peter Parker battles the Gay Green Goblin”


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They all feature guy’s bulgy packages and they are all on grass!
I’m probably not been to clear. That’s what i get for posting late in the evening. I’ll give a freebie for 5 and 6 because they are long. They have the one thing in common-green, but their opposites in that one is homophobic and the other is same sex loving.
So 1 and 2 go together and 3 and 4 go together. So how do they stack up?
I just wanted to say — I think #1 should be screened in ESL classes, for verb conjugation!
I would LOVE to hear a chorus of voices with different accents trying to keep up with the tempo:
I can dig it, He can dig it, She can dig it, They can dig it . . .
Okay, here goes –
#1: the garden and the fingernails are very well-manicured (in other words, pretty shemales)
#2: the lawn and the hat are in need of a trim (a half-assed example of drag)
#3: Hot.
#4: So, so not.
I’m wearing paisley today, so I’m feeling lucky!
Well, It looks like Maia wins! Yeah Maia. What size do you want?
I had this in mind:
1&2 High vs. Low Drag
3&4 Voyeur vs. Exhibitionist