Does this guy ever get drunk? I doubt Young Boozer sees the irony in his name. He’s a young boozer just like the President George W. Bush!
He’ll probably win just because most people like booze, and the drunk folks at the voting booth will check off his box “Vote for Boozer.” His political slogan is “Funny name, serious leadership.”
Young Boozer is running to be treasurer for the state of Alabama as a conservative Republican. Even better, his opponent’s name is George Wallace Jr. (not the comedian.)