This doll was created just to give the women on “The View” something to bitch about.
WXYZ reports: “The Breast Milk Baby doll is teaching kids to imitate the act of breast feeding and causing controversy amongst parents. A special halter top sold with the doll includes sensors in the area of the nipple that causes the doll to make motions and sounds consistent with suckling.”
What’s next? A doll with a gambling addiction, who cheats with a Hooter’s waitress in Vegas, before he gives you an STD and files for divorce? Or one that runs the country into the ground for 8 years, destroying both the economy and the environment, before plagiarizing his own memoir to teach children about nepotism and how not to vote?
This doll is regoddamndiculous. But I’m sure Angelina Jolie already purchased one in every color.