Justin Bieber revealed a new “fruity fragrance” (the irony) called “Someday.” It features a plastic heart-shaped flower on top (see Lola by Marc Jacobs). Justin said, “Let’s be real, the way a girl smells is very important to a guy! I have such a deep connection with my fans, so creating a fragrance that I personally love is another way I can bring them closer to my world.” And in Justin’s world, he’s creepin’ while you’re sleepin.’ When you least expect it, he’ll swoop in on his lavander loafers, fly you to a candy store in the clouds and molest your neck.
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Cut to 48 hours later…
LOL
That flower represents a vagine.
If that’s what it looks like–then I want one!!
Someday we will tar and feather him!