The honor of your presence is requested to witness the headbaord smashing, honeymoon sex of necrophiliac Isabella Marie Sawn and the very fertile, but dead, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. I have so many questions, like are home pregnancy tests really accurate? Are the Volturi fun at parties? And, does KY Warming Liquid work on vampires?
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PHOTO: Twilight Goes Gay
David Duchovny Says ‘I’d Go Gay For Anyone On Twilight’


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Relax, Summit Entertainment!
Really? How many times is Summit going to delete this thing?
“Breaking Dawn” Trailer Reaction is Better Than Actual “Breaking Dawn” Trailer.