I’m spicy, hot, fiery, but mostly sultry and sizzling.
I’m gonna tell you the truth, honesty which may sometimes be a little abrasive but you’ll thank me for it later. I’m not a doctor, psychiatrist, psychologist or your wet-nurse but have been known on occasion to give some sound advice. With that said, I should let you know that I can be your unlicensed proctologist.
Life has dealt me its fair share of experiences that have been useful when trying to assist a bitch in a midlife crisis.
My forte: relationships, sexual relationships, friendships, addictions, fashion, career counseling, salsa recipes, salsa moves, stalking. So whatever your issue may be; Booty will always be here. My mission statement: Keep America Beautiful
Some ways you can help: Look in the mirror, Buy an outfit that’s your size, Tickle someone’s camel toe, Sell your gold teeth and buy your kids some clothes, Read a book instead of a filthy magazine, Wash your ass, Stop thinking you’re the next American Idol