FOF #514 – No Ice Cream for You

Apr 17, 2007 · 1985 views

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Please don’t offer Sal-E any ice-cream. He doesn’t want any. You see, last weekend Sal-E helped his full-figured gal-pal Mercedes with her gowns, hair and makeup to look fabulous for the Miss Continental PLUS pageant […]

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  1. Your opening song by the WetSpots will again be stuck in my head for weeks. I first heard it when one of the guys on Just Us Boys posted a link to youtube for it. It was stuck in my head for weeks and I found humming it too often.

    A side comment on you car’s headliner problem….. Go to your favorite fabric store and buy some heavy duty T-headed straight pins. Hold the headliner up against the inner liner and insert the pins at an almost horizontal angle. The pin will imbed in the inner linner (usually foam or a cardboard type material) and the T head will hold the headliner fabric up. I have had to do this on more than one car, luckily I know my way around the fabric stores.

  2. Buzz says:

    Awh c’mon Sal-E, who ya kidding?….

    Remember, I’ve seen you in person (and in leather) and trust me, you DON’T need to pass on the ice cream baby!

    Love ya’ll!
    Keep warm and dry-
    Buzz

  3. Oh my God, I LOVED the opening song. Sal, don’t let them get you down! That person must have been missing their glasses that day.

    It was so nice to hear from Sal-E again-I missed him! And I always love it when Jojo’s on the show, especially because he comes on so rarely. I knew I was in for a treat the moment I saw who was going to be on today. And Miss Ronnie too! All the divas did indeed get together.

    As for the ceiling of your car–I suggest you guys just tool around in the Starship Enterprise instead. Cheaper than repairing the car, and you won’t have to pay for gas.

  4. detnyre says:

    I drive a Subaru Baja and think it ranks up near the top of fag-mobiles. I get lots of compliments on how it looks by various lesbians in the Target parking lot 😉

    To fix the head liner, go to Napa auto parts and get a can of head liner adhesive.

    To fix it right, remove the headliner from the car, remove the sagging fabric and use the adhesive to re-glue the fabric onto the carboard liner – or better yet go to the fabric and find some fab new fabric and replace it completely.

  5. corey says:

    Happy Belated Birthday Fausto!

    I loved how you had just about everyone (where was Amanda???) on the show today? What a treat!

  6. Leave it to Miss Ronnie to find something positive about a sinking car roof! Best of luck to you, Darling, for your application to Radiology school! I’m surrounding you in pink light – that’s what my Aunt Ruth, the only hippy of my mom’s generation, used to say when you wanted good things to happen to people! And Marc and Fausto, I’m doing the same thing for you to get a new car! Sal-E and Jojo, welcome back to the show! You two are certainly full of life and laughs!

  7. Do you take it in the ass? Love that song. I swear people underestimate the creativity of Drag Queens I swear its
    like they constantly create new characters to become each one more ferocious than the last. I’ve got alot of respect for ’em.

  8. Feast of Fools » Blog Archive » In cased you missed it says:

    […] FOF #515: Miss Ronnie introduces her new line of celebrity endorsed defibrillators. • FOF #514: Being accidentally confused for a Miss Contiental PLUS contestant, Sal-E refuses to eat any […]

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