FOF #762 – But I’m a Cheerleader

May 16, 2008 · 1985 views

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Give me and F! Give me an O! Give me another F! What does that spell? A-W-E-S-O-M-E P-O-D-C-A-S-T. I know it’s a bit much, but bear with me. On today’s show we’re cheering our little […]


  1. Matty says:

    Maybe the “Vegan” sugar is made by vegan people. Or maybe its even made of vegan people? *gasp!* Homemade sugar scrubs are great! another great show you guys! love ya!

  2. Wesley says:

    Some refineries use bone char to filter cane sugar.

  3. Ogmaloki says:

    its even harder to find vegan makeup….

  4. Cliff Dix says:

    In the words of Chris Crocker “LEAVE DOLLY ALONE!” …or she’ll sue your ass.
    I wonder if she really has a case. Remember the Jerry Falwell versus Hustler Magazine which was very similar and it was considered parody so Hustler Magazine won.

    I never thought I could feel more peppy listening to FOF and then you go and throw in a couple of cheerleaders. I’ll be smiling all day. Everybody have a great weekend.

  5. So white sugar made from sugar cane is passed through charcoal made from BONES, and that is why it’s not vegan! Coooll.

    It’s made with BONES. Creepy, sweet and delicious. Thanks for clearing that up Wesley.

    Love you too Matty. Vegan or not, everyone should avoid “high fructose corn syrup” or “corn syrup” whenever possible.

  6. “Love you too Matty. Vegan or not, everyone should avoid “high fructose corn syrup” or “corn syrup” whenever possible.”

    Fausto, I live in Georgia… where we make Pecan Pies.

    There ain’t no good pecan pie that doesn’t have at least half a thang of Karo in it.

    Also, let it be said that the “vegan” sugar comes from sugar beets which doesn’t require activated charcoal filtering. Cane sugar might… and that activated charcoal can come from animal, vegetable, or mineral…. so it’s not like all cane sugar has bone char in it’s processing…

  7. Ogmaloki says:

    and good luck finding corn syrup free soda….

  8. Trannylover says:

    You can get a coca cola made with sugar (and not corn syrup) in most countries, like Mexico.

    The corn syrup lobby put a LOT of perssure on soft drink makers to use their product, despite the obvious public health risks.

  9. SAL-E says:

    I like Sugar………………………………….
    Lots of it……………it is what keeps me going.
    On and on and on……………..
    On and on and on………………..

    Love ya

  10. I would like to take this comment space to go on record and say, “I Love Black Cock!”

  11. Xavi says:

    Hey guys…great show, it got even better when you mentioned me! 😉 I’m flattered.

    As i mentioned in my original email, yesterday was a day of tears and joy. I should have taken the day off but went to work like a little trooper. at 9:50 i went to the supreme court website and hit refresh every 30 seconds. I knew something was up when right at 10 i hit refresh and got an error, extremely frustrating. I had three browser windows open trying to open the damn ruling. Pins and needles. While i was waiting for the document to open i received a blast email from a fellow EQCA boardmember. the message was only two words: WE WON! that was the first round of tears (my co-workers were equally excited with the news). I was worthless at work for the rest of the day. I printed the ruling, all 172 pages and actually read it. Its an amazing document that will go down in history. I finally left the office to go to the official celebration at the LGBT Center on Market Street. It was a rare 80 degree+ day in San Francisco. The center was packed and overflowing. I have the honor of knowing Kate Kendall and Shannon Minter of NCLR and Geoff Kors of EQCA. each time they spoke there were more tears and more laughter.

    After the official celebration there was an impromptu party in the castro. It was still in the 80’s at 10 pm, which is unheard of in San Francisco. It was pure joy everywhere you looked.

    Yesterday was amazing…but there is more work to be done. We’re facing a ballot initiative in november. if we succeed in defeating it we then will have passed all three tests: the people voted, the courts ruled and the legislature passed a marriage equality bill. Hopefully California can continue to lead the nation in civil and human rights… if you are interested in getting involved please visit and

    thanks again for discussing it on the show! as of yesterday we all can drink from the same fountain!

  12. SAL-E says:

    Cock is Cock, spoken like a True Gay man.
    Now there is a difference there is: regular cock, Big cock, Whole lotta Cock, and Holy Jesus that is a Big Cock, the Oh my gosh I just have to have that Cock, and then there is the Nice Cock I just want to kiss it, and then the I just have to see if it fits in my mouth Cock…..
    I should stop………..I am saving myself for IML.
    Bring on the COCK!
    Yes, I got sex Today!
    Love ya

  13. I can’t believe how hard I laughed at the Dolly Parton audiobook, when I listened to its entirety on YouTube. Tears…falling on my keyboard. Sweet tittyfucking Christ.

  14. SAL-E says:

    I showed my Mom and she was beyond shocked…………….
    she was like: OH MY GOSH…………….SHE DID NOT SAY THAT!
    I was like: You see…………….she’s Normal.
    Love ya

  15. maria star says:

    I am the only gay female member of the Chicago Spirit Brigade…which I was not mentioned…he he…

    Anyway, I love the piece! I am also engaged to be married! I don’t even understand why it’s any issue. As long as we love each other, and are over 18, it shouldn’t matter. I am not married to everone… I am married to my fabulous woman!

    Awesome Show!!

    Kisses, Maria Star

  16. maria star says:

    Yea, so obviously this lesbian has poor english skills… it’s an, not any…


  17. Aireck83201 says:

    OMG! I would just like to say that Ricky Martel is totally hot! What is wrong with the boys in Chicago that they would let a beautiful man like that be single?!? Ricky if you were here I would totally be your BF or at least your BFF

  18. And he’ll put out too. Just act like you have a wife and kids and he’ll do anything you want!

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