FOF #1250 – Betty White for Mayor of Chicago

Sep 9, 2010 · 79644 views

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Chicago’s Mayor Richard M. Daley pulled a Steven Slater by shocking everyone when he announced that he won’t run for office again. So, who will be the next mayor? Can’t people just check in on Foursquare to become Mayor of Chicago?

Chances are, if you leave it to Facebook, Betty White will become the next queen of the Windy City.


  1. Brent says:


  2. jimmyV says:

    Oprah, she already rains queen of Chicago, her and Gale could bing in a new lesbian dynasty. You can pay for your parking with you little O shaped de-corder ring.

  3. Daniel says:

    Stays crunchy in milk or gin. Good one guys! Can I see the bigger version of the cereal box?

  4. Here you go Daniel, Betty White Cereal! Notice the B’s in the bowl? Guess what they really are?

  5. melissayoung says:

    Betty O’s, the best bang for your Betty Buck, now available in tangy fruit flavors. Taste the fruit and give a toot. 40 % of your daily fiber and 100% of your daily fabulous. Betty O’s, have you tasted your O today?

  6. Tony C says:

    What the hell are these parking meters you guys are talking about?

    • In 2009 Mayor Daley privatized the parking meters in exchange for a large sum of money, and people are complaining here in Chicago (and in other cities) that they aren’t seeing any of the money put back into the City’s infrastructure or transportation.

      LAZ Parking to me appears like a company that takes advantage of a city’s struggle to bring in revenue and makes a Faustian “deal with the devil” to exchange a quick sum of money in exchange for all the revenue from the machines. But it goes nowhere.

      Here’s a good early story on it in the Chicago Sun Times:

      And here’s another story:

    • I like a lot of things Mayor Daley has stood for, but ultimately I’m not a fan of his. A lot of people in Chicago think of their political leaders like Daley as the Devil You Know, fearing someone even worse will replace him.

      He’s not that bad, but he’s not that good either.

  7. Andy says:

    (: ˙ʍoɥs ǝɥʇ uo sı ƃunoʎ ɐssılǝɯ uǝɥʍ ʎoɾ ɐ sʎɐʍlɐ sı ʇı `ʍoɥs lnɟɹǝpuoʍ

    • Polo Drew says:

      ˙unɟ ɥɔnɯ os sı ǝןʎʇs opɹɐuoǝן ƃuıʇıɹʍ

      Fausto – here’s a place to see how it’s done: ןɯʇɥ˙sɹǝʇʇǝןuʍopǝpısdn/ʎɐןd/ɯoɔ˙sǝɹıʍuǝʌǝs˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ

  8. Andy says:

    Pastor Terry Jones’ daughter,Emma, does not want her father to burn the Koran. She has begged him not to go through with it and she describes her father in an interview as a man who became a victim of his own delusions.,1518,716858,00.html

    It kinda gives Madonnas’ song “Papa don’t preach” a whole new meaning. 🙂

  9. Andy says:

    I guess after this incident Justin Bieber lost most of its German speaking fans. 🙂 It is about time he goes back to school!

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